In Oregon, a gas station attendant got the surprise of her life when she opened up their on-site ATM and found a little mouse living comfortably inside with a nest made out of chewed-up $20 dollar bills. The curious mouse quickly discovered that the ATM would be the perfect place to build a new home since it was filled with an endless surplus of nest making supplies and came equipped with protection from enemies on all sides. Workers are still perplexed about how the mouse was able to travel in and out of it so freely since the machines is constructed like a fortress to keep out any thieves who may try to plunder it riches. The furry bandit was promptly given an eviction notice and set loose outside station and the bank replaced all the damaged money.
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