The Peculiar Press: Free Seafood, While Supplies Last!

In Oregon, dozens of dead Humboldt squid, which can easily grow up to 6 feet in length and weigh more than 100 pounds, have mysteriously begun to wash up onto the local beaches. The squid generally never travel that far up the Pacific ocean away from warmer waters, but a spokesman for the Oregon State Park System states that they might be washing ashore due to disease, starvation, or something as simple as the end of their life cycle. As of yet, none of these theories have been proven and no definitive answers have been found.