writing tips to die for - Villains & Vaudevillians

The easiest way to fill a plot hole is with the lifeless bodies of your enemies.

The quickest way to get to the core of your characters is with a power drill, a wine opener will also do in a pinch.

The best way to test the sharpness of a pencil is with an eyeball.

The secret to getting words out of your head and onto the page is coffee and trepanning.

Always threaten to kill off a character if they don’t bend to your will.

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