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As A Special Thank You, A Free Download Of The Creature Feature Song Death Of A Doll Maker!

Hello fiends, As a special gift for all your years of ongoing support, I’ve decided to offer up the Creature Feature instrumental song ‘Death Of A Doll Maker’ as a free download on our new Bandcamp page. When you go to our Bandcamp page and you click on the download

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101 Ways To Die: Head Over Heels, Or At Least It’s Supposed To Be

Posted in Putrid Poems by villain

Hello Fiends, Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am working on called ‘101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life.’ I wrote this back in May when I was watching a prom couple enjoying a fancy meal at the

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Surreal Estate: What Are The Sailing Stones?

Posted in Surreal Estate by villain

What Are The Sailing Stones? Well, the sailing stones aren’t a rock band, pun intended, and it isn’t a slang term for trust fund, ivy league kids who take to their yachts on the weekend, although these stones do sail frequently. The sailing stones are another great mystery of our

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Surreal Estate: What Is Zzyzx?

Posted in Surreal Estate by villain

What Is Zzyzx? Well, Zzyzx, pronounced “zei-zix”, isn’t just a tongue-twisting and nearly unpronounceable use of the English language, it’s also a mysterious settlement nestled in the blistering heart of Mojave Desert, near the California-Nevada border. On route to Las Vegas for a weekend of sin and debauchery, thousands of

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October Tides

Hello Fiends, This is the sequel to another poem I have posted on here called ‘A Curious Electricity’. OCTOBER TIDES The days crawl in and the years crawl out Spreading an infection of contentment and doubt Then in times of unrest, October drops in To check up on the person

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The Fortean Game Hunters Club: What Is The Montauk Monster?

What Is The Montauk Monster? Well, the cleverly dubbed Montauk Monster is an unidentifiable rotting carcass that mysteriously washed ashore near, you guessed it—Montauk, New York. The story began on July 12th, 2008, as a group of friends went for a stroll along the tranquil shores of Montauk, when they

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A Curious Electricity

A Curious Electricity Leaves begin to die and fall from the trees, Leaving them bare and lifeless. Don’t let this fool you, It’s really just a rebirth. A strange breeze begins. It’s not the hot breeze of summer, Nor the cold breeze of winter, But something in-between. A perfect combination

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Surreal Estate: What Is Plum Island?

Posted in Surreal Estate by villain

What Is Plum Island? Well, Plum Island is an island, and it does have some plums on it, but that’s not weird enough for me to write about it. Let’s start with the basics. It’s a small island off the coast of New York, off the northeastern tip of Long

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Surreal Estate: What Is The Great Blue Hole?

Posted in Surreal Estate by villain

What Is The Great Blue Hole? Well, The Great Blue Hole is exactly what you’d think it is. It’s a great big blue hole off the coast of Belize in the country of Central America. You know, those other Americas below us, the ones with less Starbucks. That’s the two-cent

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