The Peculiar Press: Don’t Put Too Much Of Yourself Into Your Work!
In Brooklyn, a twenty-two year old man working the graveyard shift at a tortilla factory died after accidentally falling into an industrial dough mixing machine. As he slipped over the side, he was instantly sucked under and pinned downed by the large mixing blade. The blade itself is blunt, but
The Peculiar Press: You Don’t Eat This Chicken, It Eats You!
In Central California, a thirty-five year old man was was stabbed to death by a rooster while attending an illegal cockfight last month. At this particular fight, the roosters had been equipped with razor sharp knives attached to their limbs, ensuring that there would only one bird left standing at
The Peculiar Press: It’s Amazing What You Can Find At A Garage Sale!
In Florida, a retired man went bargain hunting at a local garage sale when he stumbled upon a box of fake bones sitting amongst a pile of miscellaneous holiday decorations. He dropped a measly sum of $8 on the bones and took them home to decorate his house for Halloween,
The Peculiar Press: Crime Pays Peanuts!
In Mexico, two would-be criminals hijacked a semi-truck by gunpoint only to learn the hard way that crime really doesn’t pay. Truck hijacking has become the latest criminal trend in Mexico, with hijackers running off scot-free with truckloads of expensive televisions, computers, & household appliances to resell on the black
The Peculiar Press: Abracadabra Prison Sentence!
In Africa, a 35-year-old man will not pass go and will not collect $200 because he is going straight to jail for casting a spell on his neighbor. The man got into an argument with his next door neighbor, but instead of throwing punches, he decided to cast a spell
The Peculiar Press: You’re Never Too Old To Punch A Bear!
In Canada, a 67-year-old man was camping deep in the Canadian north when he was confronted by a half-ton polar bear. The man, who was sleeping soundly in his tent at the time, said that the bear appeared out of nowhere and began to nudge the tent with its snout.
The Peculiar Press: French Is On The Menu Today!
In France, police raided a downtown apartment in search of a suspect in the mysterious disappearance of a famous 71-year-old french chef and discovered his body stuffed into a freezer, where it had been hidden for nearly two years by his girlfriend. Police received a tip from the girlfriend’s daughter
The Peculiar Press: Feline, It’s What’s For Dinner!
In New York, Police were left with a bad taste in their mouth when they pulled over a 51-year-old man for running a stop sign and discovered a cat marinating in the trunk of his car. The man, with a taste for filet-o-feline, bathed the 4-year-old cat in olive oil
The Peculiar Press: This Is An Open And Shut Case!
In Brazil, an inexperienced cat burglar, who broke into a home in search of loot, was killed during his escape when the window he was crawling through slammed down and trapped him. The man entered the home under the cloak of darkness, but quickly discovered that it was abandoned and
The Peculiar Press: What Goes Up, Must Come Down!
In Turkey, a wedding turned into a senseless tragedy when a groom accidentally killed his father and two aunts with celebratory gun fire. As is tradition in Turkey for large celebrations, the groom fired an automatic weapon into the air, killing the three family members and then began to swing