In Los Angeles, the lifeless body of a man sat undisturbed on his patio for four days before somebody finally decided to call the police. Other residents of the apartment complex where the man lived paid no attention to the corpse slumped over in a chair, thinking that it was just another gruesome Halloween decoration. One neighbor stated that he did notice the body of the victim a few days before, his death the result of a self inflicted gunshot wound to the eye, but just passed it off as another Halloween dummy.
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See, now that’s a real Halloween decoration.
I want a dead man for my front step!
that
is
awsome!!
Good lord, that’s ironically funny and sad at the same time. :O
‘Hey mom! He says it’s a decoration, but why is it decaying?’
lol…another reason to love Halloween.
Yikes!
That’s pretty screwed up. I’m surprised small animals hadn’t started eating him…
i got plenty of those
…..wait i probably shouldn’t have told you that 
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oh my terrible it… just lack some vultures… =O
Just admit it, Curtis. That dead body was totally on your patio.
Nobody noticed that it looked like their neighbor?? That is just pretty effed up.
Oooh, I think I’ll get myself one of those for Halloween… *grabs machete* … Yet again.
Speaking of corpses, did you know that in France, you can legally marry a dead corpse? And in China, i have read that a corpse can actually vote, but in mot entirely sure if its true though.
@natalee my thoughts exactly
‘…self inflicted gunshot wound to the eye…’
F is for Frank who was stabbed through the eye!! I called it!!!!!!