Did you know that the very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II resulted in just one death, the only elephant in the Berlin zoo?
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Harken Strangers! So you’ve come here on this dark and stormy night to hear my dastardly little tale. Let me begin by saying, that no matter how shocking it may seem, every crimson ounce of it is true. I am an advocate of mischief and a creator of turmoil. I compose ghastly music based on eerie circumstance and delightful tragedy in the band Creature Feature and the band Rufus Rex. I direct strange films depicting ill-fated events and ghoulish irony. I am a writer of the macabre, as opposed to a revolver, I use a sharpened pencil to displace my brains. I gently squeeze the trigger and splatter the page with metaphor. Read, watch, and listen, you never know what wonderful terrible things you might unearth.
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Aw, poor elephant. =/
Bombs are horrible. Poor elephant.
awwww sadness!
Im Pro War. GODDAMN THAT ELEPHANT FOR GETTING IN THE WAY. kill the reds.
We had to take it out…it was a strategic asset to the Nazi party: a supper high-tech tank build outa nano-machines that could take the shape outa anything. Had it not been for the fact that the Nazis where testing it out in the Llama part of the zoo (Llamas and Elephants are mortal enemys…something to do with wut one llama said to one elephant 109,347,829 years ago)…the world would would be a much different place than wut we’re familiar with today ^^