Hey fiends,
The time has come to state the things we want to achieve in the coming year, so here it goes. My new year’s resolution is to finish all the strange little projects I have lying around. It’s going to be a massive amount of work, but here is what I will get done this year.
- Learn how to move objects with my mind.
- Release the musical side project I’m recording in January.
- Find the abominable snowman.
- Finish writing the next Creature Feature album.
- Find out why my reanimation serum fails after only 24 hours.
- Finish my book of poems entitled “101 Ways To Die”.
- Drink more coffee.
- Finish the last 100 pages of a fiction novella I’ve been working on.
- Challenge the alligator I wrestled last year to a rematch.
- Unearth the hidden cache of gold doubloons marked on the tattered map I discovered in an old sailing book.
If you have a minute to spare, please leave a comment on this post and let me know what your new year’s resolutions are.
Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx
Ps. If I can find the time, I’d also like to train falcons to deliver coded messages for me so I can save some money on my phone bill and because message by falcon is so much cooler than a text.
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I am especially looking forward to you finishing the last 100 pages of your novella
My one and only resolution is the same as every year- plan for the inevitable zombie apocalypse that is sure to come
1. see creature feature live
2. meet curtis rx
3. get a job and move out of here (i’m sick of living with my parents)
4. get into shape (i’m not fat just really out of shape)
5. get better grades
6. start writing the novel i’ve been planning (i’ve been mentally writing one for months)
7. volunteer at an animal shelter (i love animals and it breaks my heart seeing ones without homes)
8. oddly enough, i would also love to learn how to move objects with my mind. i can sort of read peoples minds, but not move stuff with it
My New Year’s resoluions are as follows:
-Meet Curtis RX for a second time. =] (You with Tub Ring was amazing!)
-Study harder
-Listen to more Creature Feature
-And finally plan my attack on the world.
Create flying monkeys. God knows I keep forgetting to finish my flying monkeys. They will have this year on my head.
Neat how you care about fans. Let’s see…
1. Get at least two issues of a comic book on my myspace page.
2. Finish sewing creepy-looking bunny dolls.
3. Find out where my dog keeps getting all these little plastic things to eat.
4. Make Curtis Rx keep his fourth.
5. Attempt to understand slang. (I should have been born 100 years ago…)
6. Finish killing my classmates in creative ways.
7. Get my transdimensional wormhole generator working.
8.Finish 11th grade. (Hard when you have a teacher that sings more than teaches…)
9.Set up a prank at school that imitates the Masque of the Red Death.
10. Get my dream car, a cherry red hearse with gold trim.
By the way, I agree with mandieville666 on the whole “Hawks vs. Falcons” thing. The only reason being is that falcons will try to rip your eyes out if you make a mistake or forget to feed them. Hawks don’t. Remember, it is very hard to write poems and songs without eyes, and we will not take that as an excuse.
1. Finish my novel, “The Hand that feeds”.
2. Watch at least 50 horror films from each continent, including Antarctica.
3. Finish my script for my own horror film.
4. Learn German.
5. Run away to Germany.
6. Continue my training for World War Z (You know, the Zombie war that’ll break out in the future. It’s been foreseen.)
7. Await for Creature Feature to come to my town (Tulsa, OK… remember that!)
8. Try not to die, again.
9. Start a band.
10. Discover Atlantis & The Fountain of Youth.
my new year`s resolution is to stop my affiliate members from treating me like a celebrity and treat me like the head priest i am
also to develop my talents as a psychic
Well, I’ve already gotten myself ready for the invasion so my only New Years resolution is to finish my novel before everyone is infected with the inevitable disease that is coming.
My New Years Resolution
1. Find out the mysteries of my Life.
2. Remove My Christianity (i hate Religions Really.)
3. Find a separate house (I hate my Family.)
4. Ruin Souls
5. Experiment Different Food Recipes
6. Play with Ghosts and Spirits
7. Go Ghost Hunting
8. Practice my Screemo Voice
9. Build a Band
10. Spread the word that the world is ending.
11. Find out the different events that Anger can lead you to.
12. Get at least 8 hours of sleep a day.
13. Fail my grades at school.
14. Study the 7 Deadly Sins.
15. Write Poems about Death.
Hide the bodies…….OH I mean um… Loose weight?
OMG i cant wait for a new creature feature album!!!
my new years resolution is…
1. see creature feature live
2. learn how to tell the future…( i think i may have the ability)
3. meet you of course!!
4. get in shape
5. write poems
6. stay up for 2 days
7. find spirits and ghouls
8. sleep in a coffin (that would be soooo kewl)
9. meet the joker (or someone like him)
10. oddly enough…i want to know what it is like to kill someone…
hope you finish all your resolutions
haha i hope yours work out =D and yes, i’m sure EVERYONE wants another album from you guys lol awesome music(comes in handy for halloween parties LOL) but my only resolution is
1) to be useful and make people happy =DDD (and write better poems -.-)
oh! one more thing, re-animator =D such a good movie LOL love it
My New Year goals…
1. Live a little longer by quitting those damnable cigarettes
2. Become Kronos and control time
3. Master the art of twitching my nose to make things appear out of nowhere and travel the world in a second flat
4. Become a movie critic overnight so that I can make money doing one of the things I love most: WATCHING EVERY MOVIE IN EXISTENCE
your reanimation formula doesn’t have enough formaldehyde. Just put anything and everything that contains it. Nail polish, lipstick, Glade, shampoo. Seriously, it’ll help. Try some copper too. Also coffee. LOTS of coffee.
If you find the abominable snowman, tell him he owes me twenty bucks…
1-Hone my ninja skills…or pad the corner of the desk so I don’t run into it again…
2-Set up a Windows OS on my MacBook so I can play Portal. /geek
3-Teach my dog Vader more than just “sit”.
4-Figure out why EVERYTHING must be wrapped in bacon…
5-Figure out who the ghost in my room was.
6-Move OUT.
7-Complete my world domination plan.