In Chicago, a man is suing McDonald’s for unsafe preparation of food after he accidentally swallowed a gold earring hidden in his sandwich. Paramedics rushed to the scene, but were unable to remove the earring that had become lodged in the man’s throat. The piece of jewelry eventually worked its way down to the man’s stomach and he had no other choice than the just wait it out patiently until it cleared his system the old fashion way.
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well there’s a law suit that he’ll win! and in most cases…doctors usually do tell the patient to wait about a week to see if it comes out naturally. Once the week is up, and the object is still inside the patient then they would have to do surgery.
Oh my! That pain………….. how can this happen? absurd………
that’s some expensive crap
…and that is why I don’t eat McDonalds food. haha.
Ouch!
Fast food is surely not the way to go.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H!!!! that explains why when i eat a big mac i feel terrible 20 min later. i’m eating gold!