Hello fiends,
Check these guys out! Kinda makes me want to grow a mustache and see how the other half lives.
Mark my words, someday I will start a club like this for people of the sideburned variety. We will assembly monthly over cocktails to speak of our many adventures, compare notes on the whereabouts of Bigfoot, unearth hidden treasures from around the world, and decode ancient riddles that have stumped mankind for ages. From time to time, we will also touch upon subjects such as; the art of dueling, celestial navigation, prestidigitation, spectral analysis, occult practices predating the 20th century, and electromagnetism with special attention to the work of Nikola Tesla in the areas of time travel and matter manipulation.
Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx








15 Comments
Promise me you won’t grow a mustache. Please stick to the wickedly awesome sideburns.
Please do let us know when you assemble such a crew of sideburned men so that I may shamelessly bat my eyelashes at them.
DUDE there’s nothing better than a group of Brits with mustaches. HANDLEBAR mustaches. And yeah you should stick with your AMAZING sideburns. I’m sorry but i’d laugh if i saw you with a handlebar mustache
Definitely worth growing sideburns!
lol…wow!
LoL~~LOVE IT! I wonder what candy floss is though…?
Candy Floss = Cotton Candy aka Fairy Floss in Australia
awesome! but I cannot imagine it on you =O maybe just seeing! xoxo
the idea of club is great!
That’s just too awesome! I wonder what my brother would look like if he had a mustache. Too awesome! Lol!
THAT is AMAZING! I laughed through the whole video!
Is having crazy side burns a prequisite?
Or is it permissable to have pretend ones?
And i think of Colonel Mustard when I think of you with a handle-bar mustache.
just throwing that out there
I can’t imagine you with a moustache, I suppose it’d be like seeing the picture of you with short hair again in terms of oddities. But then again, at 1:40, that moustache is pretty amazing, and if you do grow one, please let it be like that.
damnit why do i have to be female and not grow facial hair. i really want to join your sideburn club!
did he say he found ants in his moustache?
ah, and I shall join this prestigious club of porkchopped-misfits, once mine grow out again.