Comments on: Stranger Than Fiction: The Toothpick

By: Lauren

Lauren — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 05:01:40 +0000

Well we are pretty damn stupid, so I wasn’t surprised.

I mostly wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how my grandpa’s going to die. He makes cinnamon flavored toothpicks to chew on.

By: Baby Ghoul

Baby Ghoul — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 05:29:29 +0000

Of course it is. And I bet they’re hicks…like my dad who once jumped off his roof with an umbrella because he thought he’d float and who also got in a fight with a lawn chair one drunken night because it, “Looked at him funny.”

By: NeonV.

NeonV. — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:50:55 +0000

Yeah, well I can imagine that!
Some people are stupid and forget it’s in their
mouths, or run ’round like a fools and choke on it.
<.<

By: Anchorshark

Anchorshark — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:38:06 +0000

somehow that doesn’t surprise me lol.

By: Migratory Zombie

Migratory Zombie — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:58:28 +0000

Why do I suddenly feel like giving a few people toothpicks for Christmas…?

By: Mandieville666

Mandieville666 — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:31:23 +0000

sounds painful. delightful.

By: Natalee

Natalee — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:50:37 +0000

I kind of figured..

By: Jade

Jade — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:08:34 +0000

Ditto to Lillian T.!!!!

Mine went straight up into my foot, I had to make my Mom pull it out. Owwieess

By: Lillian T.

Lillian T. — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:56:05 +0000

I stepped on a toothpick once…hurt like hell! But I have yet to choke on one.

By: SirPaulStarling

SirPaulStarling — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 21:51:40 +0000

remember when we tried to open our ‘toothpick museum’? we put our collections together, you with your: abe lincoln, don knotts, & vincent price collection. me with my: charlie chaplin, william frawley, art garfunkel set. would have been so great…. too bad the bank didn’t think so……