Stranger Than Fiction: The Toothpick

11 Comments

1. MindlessZombie
   Posted July 5, 2009 at 4:30 pm | Permalink

   Well I would think it’s just as bad then chocking on a ballpoint pen!

2. SirPaulStarling
   Posted July 5, 2009 at 5:51 pm | Permalink

   remember when we tried to open our ‘toothpick museum’? we put our collections together, you with your: abe lincoln, don knotts, & vincent price collection. me with my: charlie chaplin, william frawley, art garfunkel set. would have been so great…. too bad the bank didn’t think so……

3. Lillian T.
   Posted July 5, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Permalink

   I stepped on a toothpick once…hurt like hell! But I have yet to choke on one.

4. Jade
   Posted July 5, 2009 at 9:08 pm | Permalink

   Ditto to Lillian T.!!!!

   Mine went straight up into my foot, I had to make my Mom pull it out. Owwieess

5. Natalee
   Posted July 5, 2009 at 11:50 pm | Permalink

   I kind of figured..

6. Mandieville666
   Posted July 6, 2009 at 7:31 am | Permalink

   sounds painful. delightful.

7. Migratory Zombie
   Posted July 6, 2009 at 8:58 pm | Permalink

   Why do I suddenly feel like giving a few people toothpicks for Christmas…?

8. Anchorshark
   Posted July 17, 2009 at 1:38 am | Permalink

   somehow that doesn’t surprise me lol.

9. NeonV.
   Posted July 21, 2009 at 7:50 pm | Permalink

   Yeah, well I can imagine that!
   Some people are stupid and forget it’s in their
   mouths, or run ’round like a fools and choke on it.
   <.<

10. Baby Ghoul
    Posted October 12, 2009 at 1:29 am | Permalink

    Of course it is. And I bet they’re hicks…like my dad who once jumped off his roof with an umbrella because he thought he’d float and who also got in a fight with a lawn chair one drunken night because it, “Looked at him funny.”

11. Lauren
    Posted February 2, 2010 at 1:01 am | Permalink

    Well we are pretty damn stupid, so I wasn’t surprised.

    I mostly wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how my grandpa’s going to die. He makes cinnamon flavored toothpicks to chew on.