Somewhere in the friendly skies above Baltimore, a seemingly normal flight was underway to Atlanta when a baggage handler discovered something frightening roaming around the cargo hold, a tarantula. A large baboon tarantula had presumably escaped its cage and was running amok in the lower level of the plane looking for an escape route. The pilot was immediately notified and made the executive decision to ground the plane in case other arachnids were roaming about unattended. The passengers were moved onto another flight and after and exhaustive search, no other tarantulas were found, but could’ve easily slipped between the cracks and could still be hiding somewhere in the aircraft.
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