Creature Feature: A Gorey Demise

A GOREY DEMISE

A is for Amber
Who drowned in a pool
B is for Billy
Who was eaten by ghouls
C is for Curt
With disease of the brain
D is for Daniel
Derailed on a train
E is for Erik
Who was buried alive
F is for Frank
Who was stabbed through the eye
G is for Greg
Who died in the womb
H is for Heather
Who was sealed in a tomb

One by one, we bite the dust
We kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number’s up
We all fall down
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You’ll wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down

I is for Isaac
Who lost his front brakes
J is for Johnny
Who was bitten by snakes
K is for Kimmy
Who was shot in the head
L is for Larry
Who bled and bled
M is for Marie
Who burned to a crisp
N is for Nicki
Who was pummled by fists
O is for Olivia
Who lived life too fast
P is for Pat
Who swallowed some glass

One by one, we bite the dust
We kick the bucket and begin to rust
Give up the ghost when your number’s up
We all fall down
Ashes to ashes, bones to paste
You’ll wither away in your resting place
Eternity in a wooden case
We all fall down

Q is for Quentin
Who took the wrong trail
R is for Reyna
Who rotted in jail
S is for Steve
Who was shot with a bow
T is for Tori
Who froze in the snow
U is for Urich
Who was trampled by hooves
V is for Vanessa
Who fell off a roof
W is for Will
Who was hit by a car
X is for Xavier
Who sunk in the tar
Y is for Yessy
Who fell from a plane
Z is for Zack
Who simply went

Insane

~Curtis Rx

8 Responses to Creature Feature: A Gorey Demise

  1. Psycho Ghoul

    Wow, first comment. Cool, I’ve never done that before!
    Anyway, this is the song that got me into Creature Feature. I heard it and just had to look it up 😀
    That’s why this is my favorite song :)

  2. Mandieville666

    if i ever have a kid this is so how he/she’s learning their abc’s.

  3. Alice

    When I have kids, this is how they’ll learn the alphabet, and I’ll also use the Three Stooges ‘Swingin’ the Alphabet’. Now retarded little kid stuff for my two and a half year olds!

  4. The Donut Master

    I’m K!!! Lol. <Kimmy

  5. Morbidular

    I agree with Alice, this is how I’m teaching my kids the alphabet.

    I was going to sing this for my schools “American Idol” spoof, but I was scared they’d get mad at me for VIOLENCE. >:D

  6. morbidhumour

    I love this song, it fits my morbid sense of humour!

  7. DemonChild1313

    YES.YES.YES.
    Someone asked me to do my abc’s and THIS IS HOW I DID IT.
    They looked at me like someone had stolen my mind.
    You can keep it,Curtis,cuz I know you took it 😀

  8. WickedCrazyGhoul

    I absolutely love this song! Its amazing.
    I love the idea of using every letter in the alphabet for a different death each time.
    Whenever anyone asks me to recite the alphabet for them, this is definitely the way i’ll be doing it.

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