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Download Creature Feature’s New Single ‘The House Of Myth’ Today!

By curtisrx | Published: March 18, 2011

Hello fiends,

Creature Feature’s brand new single “The House Of Myth” is now available for streaming and download on our official Bandcamp page. There you will be able to listen to the song in its entirety and have the ability to download it in the highest quality available for the standard single price of $1.29. I must stress, please help support Creature Feature by purchasing it from our official Bandcamp to ensure that we can keep making ghoulish music for you twisted fiends. $1.29 may not seem like a lot to you guys, but it is to us and if enough people download it, we will be able to release new music every month on our website. Spread the word through your Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Myspace, Blog, Etc and tell all your friends. The further the Creature Feature plaque spreads, the quicker we can take over the world an declare Halloween 365 days a year.

Click the banner below to go to our official Bandcamp page:


Artwork by D.W. Frydendall

THE HOUSE OF MYTH
On the outskirts of town, far past the false safety of man’s illumination and machines, there lies a long forgotten road, overgrown and desolate, that writhes and constricts until it spills out before a sinister house standing like black monument among the looming thicket. There, the pariah waits, praying on unsuspecting victims until the day the earth fractures and swallows it up, sending it straight back to hell where it belongs.

We also have a lyric video over on our Youtube for all to enjoy.


Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

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In Less Than 24 Hours, Enter The House Of Myth!

By curtisrx | Published: March 18, 2011

Hello fiends, In less than 24 hours on Friday (3/18/11) at 5:00pm Pacific Time, Creature Feature will be releasing a brand new single entitled “The House Of Myth” for streaming and download on our official Bandcamp page. There you will be able to listen to the song in its entirety and have the ability to [...]

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THE HOUSE OF MYTH: New Creature Feature Single Will Be Released On Friday 3/18/11!

By curtisrx | Published: March 15, 2011

Hello fiends,

I just wanted to announce that this Friday (3/18/11) at 5:00pm Pacific Time, Creature Feature will be releasing a brand new single entitled “The House Of Myth” for streaming and download on our official Bandcamp page. There you will be able to listen to the song in its entirety and have the ability to download it in the highest quality available for the standard single price of $1.29.

Just a single, then when’s the next album finally coming out?

Well, here is where I am trying a little experiment and let me clue you in to the future of Creature Feature, my company Villains And Vaudevillians, & my solo music project Rufus Rex. In the past few years the music industry has changed drastically and I’ve decided to forge my own path ahead and start my own record label under the “Villains & Vaudevillians” banner. Which means I will be self releasing the next Creature Feature single and my upcoming Rufus Rex album entitled Dead Beat.

What does this really mean?

Well, it means that I have some great future plans for Creature Feature & Rufus Rex, but they all rely on the release of our new upcoming singles. So, here is where you guys come in. Creature Feature would like nothing more than to just release new music as they record it with no long waits in-between. If enough people purchase the new single directly from our Bandcamp page, then our little experiment is successful and you will be getting a brand new Creature Feature song every single month for as long as we can inhumanly keep it up.

If you would like to hear new music every single month from Creature Feature, please check back this Friday (3/18/11) at 5:00pm Pacific Time to purchase and download our song, then tell all your friends to do the same, and help spread the word on your Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, Blog, Tumblr, and any other website you use to share your thoughts.

If all goes well, we’ll be premiering a brand new Creature Feature song on the 13th of every month. Click the banner below to go to our official Bandcamp page:

Thanks again for all your ongoing support an stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

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New “Creature Feature” Single In March?

By curtisrx | Published: February 23, 2011

Hey fiends,

Rumor has it, Creature Feature is working a new ghoulish single to be unleashed in March. Bar your windows & lock your doors!

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

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New Creature Feature Jack The Ripper Tote Bag & Gorey Demise Shirt!

By curtisrx | Published: February 22, 2011

Hello fiends,

I’m pleased to announce the due to popular demand and numerous pleadings we have decided to resurrect our long dead Edward Gorey homage shirt for “A Gorey Demise”, but with our new font and a new twist. The back of the shirt now has the full A through Z list of the unfortunate children from the song and the terrible way they shuffled off this mortal coil.

The shirt is double sided and limited to only 666 pieces. They are $19.99 (plus shipping & handling) and come in mens sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-large, & 2X). Click the links below to order your shirt today through Paypal.

UPDATE: This Shirt Is Entirely Sold Out!

PLEASE NOTE: This is a pre-order and the the shirt will be shipping the 2nd week of March.

Stay Weird,
~Curtis Rx

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Don’t Put Too Much Of Yourself Into Your Work!

By curtisrx | Published: February 15, 2011

In Brooklyn, a twenty-two year old man working the graveyard shift at a tortilla factory died after accidentally falling into an industrial dough mixing machine. As he slipped over the side, he was instantly sucked under and pinned downed by the large mixing blade. The blade itself is blunt, but the motor that propels it could easily break every bone in the human body if a person were to become lodged in it. Other employees tried to rescue the man, but it was already too late. The tortilla factory in question does not have any history of employee complaints or work place accident and police could find no evidence of foul play or criminal intent.

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You Don’t Eat This Chicken, It Eats You!

By curtisrx | Published: February 15, 2011

In Central California, a thirty-five year old man was was stabbed to death by a rooster while attending an illegal cockfight last month. At this particular fight, the roosters had been equipped with razor sharp knives attached to their limbs, ensuring that there would only one bird left standing at the end. Unfortunately, one of the birds turned on the crowd and managed to stab one of the spectators in his calf. The victim, bloodied and limping, fled the scene with all the other attendees just as the police arrived on the scene for a routine raid. The man bled out within two hours and was pronounced dead at the local hospital. The rooster has been taken into custody and will plead self defense.

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Death Is Just The Beginning!

By curtisrx | Published: February 12, 2011

Hello fiends,

I’m finally back from the dead to let you know that my debut album from my solo band “Rufus Rex” is just about finished and it is a Lovecraftian concept album about one man’s quest to reanimate the dead and free the human race from the curse of morality, only to be met with dire consequences and bloody revelations. I’ll be filling you in with more info in the weeks to come, but I thought I would drop by and give you a quick update. The name of the album is “Dead Beat” and here is the cover artwork by the amazing Thomas Boatwright.

If you click the artwork above you’ll be magically whisked away to my other website www.rufusrex.com where you can hear a very short clip of the intro music to the first song I will be releasing later this month.

I also wanted to thank all you fiends for the ongoing support of my music and all my other strange projects. Soon you’ll have some much new music, your ears will bleed.

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

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Brand New CREATURE FEATURE Aim For The Head T-shirt!

By curtisrx | Published: December 8, 2010

Hello fiends,

I’m pleased to announce the brand new Creature Feature “Aim For The Head” T-shirt just in time for X-mas. It depicts an oddly familiar sideburn adorned survivor of the zombie apocalypse who has to make the difficult choice when disaster strikes and 99% of the world’s population, his family, & even his best friend acquire a blood thirsty appetite for warm flesh—but what is to become of the twice dead corpses after they have been “put down”? They will be will stuffed and mounted in the zombie hunter’s library as trophies, just as any self respecting hunter would.

“He used to be your friend, that was another life. With a single bullet, we’re gonna blow his mind”.

Larger view of the front image:

Larger view of the back image:

The shirt is double sided and limited to only 666 pieces. They are $19.99 (plus shipping & handling) and come in mens sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-large, & 2X). Artwork by the amazing Thomas Boatwright. Click the links below to order your shirt today through Paypal.

PLEASE NOTE: This is a pre-order and the the shirt will be shipping the week of December 20th and because of the holiday post office rush we can’t guarantee that you’ll get these in time for X-mas. That being said, there is a chance they could—just don’t hold us to that or you might be the next head mounted on our wall.

UPDATE: These Shirts Are Now Entirely SOLD OUT!

***CAVEAT EMPTOR**
Wearing this shirt does not make you immune to the infection, but you’ll look smashing!

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

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Free Shipping On The Last Few “Cook Bacon, Not Meth Shirts, Only Small, Med, & XL!

By curtisrx | Published: November 30, 2010

Hello fiends,

FREE shipping in the US on the last remaining “Cook Bacon, Not Meth” shirts. Only small, medium, & X-large left!

I’ve decided to offer something special for everybody who orders and has already ordered one of my ‘Cook Bacon, Not Meth’ t-shirts. I will post your name in the credits of my first ‘Rufus Rex’ music video as special thank you for all your ongoing support. If you have already ordered on, please check the e-mail address you use for Paypal because I will be sending you an e-mail asking which name you would like to use. If you would like to order one of these limited edition shirts and get your name in the credits of my first ‘Rufus Rex’ music video, please click the Paypal links below to order. There will be a box asking ‘What Name Would You Like Posted?’, just enter your name there and you’re all set.

‘Cook Bacon, Not Meth’ depicts a tasty and equally satisfying substitute for drug addiction and an addicted swine who just can’t quite kick the habit.

The shirt is double sided and limited to only 666 pieces. It comes hand numbered with a collectible hang tag. They are $19.99 (plus shipping & handling) and come in mens sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-large. Artwork by the amazing Thomas Boatwright.Click the links below to order your shirt today through Paypal.

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Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

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It’s Amazing What You Can Find At A Garage Sale!

By curtisrx | Published: October 11, 2010

In Florida, a retired man went bargain hunting at a local garage sale when he stumbled upon a box of fake bones sitting amongst a pile of miscellaneous holiday decorations. He dropped a measly sum of $8 on the bones and took them home to decorate his house for Halloween, but after closer inspection, the man quickly came to the conclusion that they were in fact a real human skeleton. He notified the county sheriff and the bones were sent off to the medical examiner where they were verified as real and believed to be once used as a learning tool in the medical field or a classroom based off a serial number found etched into it. The skeleton is worth over $3000 dollars, but since it’s illegal to own a human skeleton, it had to be surrendered to the authorities. An investigation has been launched to find out if any local hospitals or universities have reported a missing skeleton.

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Want Your Name In Credits Of My Next Music Video?

By curtisrx | Published: October 4, 2010

Hello fiends,

I’ve decided to offer something special for everybody who orders and has already ordered one of my ‘Cook Bacon, Not Meth’ t-shirts. I will post your name in the credits of my first ‘Rufus Rex’ music video as special thank you for all your ongoing support. If you have already ordered on, please check the e-mail address you use for Paypal because I will be sending you an e-mail asking which name you would like to use. If you would like to order one of these limited edition shirts and get your name in the credits of my first ‘Rufus Rex’ music video, please click the Paypal links below to order. There will be a box asking ‘What Name Would You Like Posted?’, just enter your name there and you’re all set.

‘Cook Bacon, Not Meth’ depicts a tasty and equally satisfying substitute for drug addiction and an addicted swine who just can’t quite kick the habit.

The shirt is double sided and limited to only 666 pieces. It comes hand numbered with a collectible hang tag. They are $19.99 (plus shipping & handling) and come in mens sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-large. Artwork by the amazing Thomas Boatwright.Click the links below to order your shirt today through Paypal.

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

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Bringing Home The Bacon!

By curtisrx | Published: September 15, 2010

Hey fiends,

Look what just arrived!

All orders will be shipped by the weekend. There are less than 100 shirts left, so if you are interested in one, order yours today before they are gone for good.

Click the links below to order your shirt today through Paypal.

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

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Free Guitar Pick With Every Cook Bacon, Not Meth Shirt Purchase!

By curtisrx | Published: August 28, 2010

Hello fiends,

I’m pleased to announce that the second strange entry in my line of Villains And Vaudevillians t-shirts has been released and it’s called “Cook Bacon Not Meth”. It depicts a tasty and equally satisfying substitute for drug addiction and an addicted swine who just can’t quite kick the habit.

The shirt is double sided and limited to only 666 pieces. It comes hand numbered with a collectible hang tag. They are $19.99 (plus shipping & handling) and come in mens sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-large, & 2X-Large. This is a pre-order and all shirts will ship in four weeks. Artwork by the amazing Thomas Boatwright.

***UPDATE***

The 2XL size is almost sold out!

As a special gift to those who purchase this shirt, I will include a free guitar pick from the last Creature Feature tour in every package, while supplies last of course. Who knows, I might even include some other random goodies too.

Click the links below to order your shirt today through Paypal.

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

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Crime Pays Peanuts!

By curtisrx | Published: August 25, 2010

In Mexico, two would-be criminals hijacked a semi-truck by gunpoint only to learn the hard way that crime really doesn’t pay. Truck hijacking has become the latest criminal trend in Mexico, with hijackers running off scot-free with truckloads of expensive televisions, computers, & household appliances to resell on the black market. Unfortunately for these two amateurs, they soon discovered that their payload wasn’t a shipment of easy money, but instead, 17 tons of salted peanuts bound for Mexico City. Police pulled the semi-truck over after it was seen listing to one side and the original driver, who had been forced to lie on the floor by gunpoint, was able to call the police during the routine traffic stop and alert them of his kidnapping. The criminals were arrested and will have plenty of time in jail to thoroughly think out their next ingenious heist.

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