Hello fiends,
Check these guys out! Kinda makes me want to grow a mustache and see how the other half lives.
Mark my words, someday I will start a club like this for people of the sideburned variety. We will assembly monthly over cocktails to speak of our many adventures, compare notes on the whereabouts of Bigfoot, unearth hidden treasures from around the world, and decode ancient riddles that have stumped mankind for ages. From time to time, we will also touch upon subjects such as; the art of dueling, celestial navigation, prestidigitation, spectral analysis, occult practices predating the 20th century, and electromagnetism with special attention to the work of Nikola Tesla in the areas of time travel and matter manipulation.
Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx
