Hey boils and ghouls,
The wait is over, Creature Feature is back this Halloween with a brand new album entitled “It Was A Dark And Stormy Night…” and here is the ghoulish cover from the fiendish mind of Gris Grimly.
Don’t forget to check back this Friday September 30th for the world premier of our brand new single “The Unearthly Ones”.
Bar your windows and lock your doors, Creature Feature is back and—WE ARE COMING FOR YOU!
Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx
Hello fiends,
I’m pleased to announce the release of our brand new ‘Everyday Is Halloween’ t-shirt, just in time for October and everybody’s favorite holiday. Who doesn’t love scarecrows, gnarled trees, jack-o-lanterns, and candy corn raining from the skies?
The shirt is double sided and limited to only 666 pieces. They are $19.99 (plus shipping & handling) and come in unisex sizes: (Small, Medium, Large, X-large, & 2X). Artwork by Thomas Boatwright. Please note, this is a pre-order and all orders will ship out the second week of October. Click the links below to order through PAYPAL. If the order links do not work or you would like to order through regular mail with cash, please send us an e-mail at creaturefeaturemusic@gmail.com
UPDATE: This shirt is now SOLD OUT!
We also have a brand new ‘Creature Feature Trick Or Treat’ tote bag to carry all your plundered treats on All Hallows Eve and any items you need to conceal from wandering eyes; knives, nooses, body parts, etc.
The black cotton canvas bag is 15″ x 16″ and is also limited edition with only 666 available. Click the links below to order through PAYPAL. If the order links do not work or you would like to order through regular mail with cash, please send us an e-mail at creaturefeaturemusic@gmail.com
UPDATE: This tote bag is now SOLD OUT!
If you would like to order both items at the same time, we have set up a special Paypal link so you can combine the items and only pay one shipping charge. Click the links below to order your shirt & tote bag today through Paypal and get our combined shipping discount. If the order links do not work or you would like to order through regular mail with cash, please send us an e-mail at creaturefeaturemusic@gmail.com
UPDATE: This combo is now SOLD OUT!
Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx
Hello fiends,
As a special gift for all your years of ongoing support, I’ve decided to offer up the Creature Feature instrumental song ‘Death Of A Doll Maker’ as a free download on our new Bandcamp page. When you go to our Bandcamp page and you click on the download link it will ask for your e-mail address and for you to set your own price, you can either pick zero or any type of donation (if you have any pennies to spare), but I’m making it available for free. So please download the song, tell your friends about it, e-mail about it, tweet about it, send your friends the link, etc. You’re one step away, just click the banner below to be magically whisked away to our new Bandcamp page where you can download the song free of charge.
Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx
Hello boils and ghouls,
In celebration of the season I’m going to post a few lines a day of a Halloween poem that I am working on, with the whole thing coming to a close on Halloween morning. So, enjoy and don’t forget to check back everyday until Halloween for more.
A skeleton hand
I extend to you
A ghastly invitation
That is bleeding right through
Open the box
Peer inside
A severed finger
To jog the mind
Did you remember
To R.S.V.P.
Or will you rest in peace
In the ossuary?
I hope you’ll attend
In the grimist of fashion
A celebration of sorts
In my haunted mansion
Let the festivities begin…
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Did you know that raw unshelled cashews are poisonous and must be processed before than can be safely consumed?
~Curtis Rx
Did you know that the very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II resulted in just one death, the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo?
~Curtis Rx
Did you know that Charlie Chaplin’s body was stolen by grave robbers and eventually recovered eleven weeks later?
Perishable,
~Curtis Rx
Such a special event
The night of your prom
Perfect hair, perfect dress
Just try to remain calm
The butterflies take flight
Everything feels so new
Tonight you’re a princess
Fairy tales do come true
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Hey fiends,
I wanted to write a blog entry to thank everybody who has taken the time to explore my website, read my writing, leave a comment, and tell their friends about Villains And Vaudevillians. The response has been great and I am going to do my best to post a few times a week and always keep fresh content on the site, so don’t forget to check back daily. I’m working on a hundred different projects at once, but this is the place where I will post sneak peaks of everything. If you have any suggestions, questions about any of the stories, a particular section you would like to see on the site, or anything else, please leave a comment here on this post and let me know.
If you would like to help spread the word about my website, please write a post about it on your myspace, facebook, twitter, blog, deviant art, etc. Here is the banner, just copy and paste from the scroll box below and post wherever you would like a maniacal comic book version of me:
Soon heads will roll,
~Curtis Rx
Well, the sailing stones aren’t a rock band, pun intended, and it isn’t a slang term for trust fund, ivy league kids who take to their yachts on the weekend, although these stones do sail frequently. The sailing stones are another great mystery of our time and a strange phenomenon found in a place called Racetrack Playa located in a lovely vacation spot known as Death Valley. A stone’s throw away from the Nevada border, Racetrack Playa is a dry, remote lakebed and home to a colony of mysterious stones that seem to move entirely on their own accord, as if manipulated by some unseen hand. The playa is nearly three miles long, a little over a mile wide, and is riddled with deep cracks, an unfortunate side effect of the blistering desert sun. These stones come in all shapes and sizes and leave a trail behind them in the dry sediment as they sail across the playa at an extremely slow pace over the course of several years. It seems that many theories have arisen as to how these stones could possibly be moving, but a true answer has never been set in stone.
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Well, Zzyzx, pronounced “zei-zix”, isn’t just a tongue-twisting and nearly unpronounceable use of the English language, it’s also a mysterious settlement nestled in the blistering heart of Mojave Desert, near the California-Nevada border. On route to Las Vegas for a weekend of sin and debauchery, thousands of people per day speed down Interstate 15 and pass by a perplexing off-ramp sign that juts up from the shifting sands and points the way toward Zzyzx road. It always seems to elicit the same response— utter confusion, but if you are one of the brave few who decide to stray from the beaten path and tempt fate by driving down this endless road, you’ll eventually come to a collection of enigmatic springs that were once part of a prehistoric quarry site.
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Welcome to the lower birth
The greatest show unearthed
We appear without a sound
The darkest show around
We will leave you in a daze
Madness, murder, dismay
We will disappear at night
With blood on the concrete
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With a loaded gun
And a steady hand
We just might live through this
Aim for the head
If you kill the brain
Then you kill the ghoul
And it’s motor functions
Aim for the head
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Let me clarify before we begin
Am I getting under your skin
Your disposition seems a trifle bland
It’s time you learned how to serve man
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I can’t explain Just how it feels
The thought of my premature burial
Inside this oblong box I lie
With the hopes i’ll be buried alive
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Harken Strangers! So you’ve come here on this dark and stormy night to hear my dastardly little tale. Let me begin by saying, that no matter how shocking it may seem, every crimson ounce of it is true. I am an advocate of mischief and a creator of turmoil. I compose ghastly music based on eerie circumstance and delightful tragedy in the band Creature Feature and the band Rufus Rex. I direct strange films depicting ill-fated events and ghoulish irony. I am a writer of the macabre, as opposed to a revolver, I use a sharpened pencil to displace my brains. I gently squeeze the trigger and splatter the page with metaphor. Read, watch, and listen, you never know what wonderful terrible things you might unearth.
If you enjoy my website and like what I do, please donate toward my film projects, they desperately need it.
