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Free Shipping On The Last Few “Cook Bacon, Not Meth Shirts, Only Small, Med, & XL!

curtisrx — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 04:56:50 +0000

Hello fiends,

FREE shipping in the US on the last remaining “Cook Bacon, Not Meth” shirts. Only small, medium, & X-large left!

I’ve decided to offer something special for everybody who orders and has already ordered one of my ‘Cook Bacon, Not Meth’ t-shirts. I will post your name in the credits of my first ‘Rufus Rex’ music video as special thank you for all your ongoing support. If you have already ordered on, please check the e-mail address you use for Paypal because I will be sending you an e-mail asking which name you would like to use. If you would like to order one of these limited edition shirts and get your name in the credits of my first ‘Rufus Rex’ music video, please click the Paypal links below to order. There will be a box asking ‘What Name Would You Like Posted?’, just enter your name there and you’re all set.

‘Cook Bacon, Not Meth’ depicts a tasty and equally satisfying substitute for drug addiction and an addicted swine who just can’t quite kick the habit.

The shirt is double sided and limited to only 666 pieces. It comes hand numbered with a collectible hang tag. They are $19.99 (plus shipping & handling) and come in mens sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-large. Artwork by the amazing Thomas Boatwright.Click the links below to order your shirt today through Paypal.

Click Below To Order Within The US

Click Below To Order Outside The US

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

Want Your Name In Credits Of My Next Music Video?

curtisrx — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 19:35:54 +0000

Hello fiends,

‘Cook Bacon, Not Meth’ depicts a tasty and equally satisfying substitute for drug addiction and an addicted swine who just can’t quite kick the habit.

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

Bringing Home The Bacon!

curtisrx — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 19:42:02 +0000

Hey fiends,

Look what just arrived!

All orders will be shipped by the weekend. There are less than 100 shirts left, so if you are interested in one, order yours today before they are gone for good.

Click the links below to order your shirt today through Paypal.

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

Free Guitar Pick With Every Cook Bacon, Not Meth Shirt Purchase!

curtisrx — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 19:14:08 +0000

Hello fiends,

I’m pleased to announce that the second strange entry in my line of Villains And Vaudevillians t-shirts has been released and it’s called “Cook Bacon Not Meth”. It depicts a tasty and equally satisfying substitute for drug addiction and an addicted swine who just can’t quite kick the habit.

The shirt is double sided and limited to only 666 pieces. It comes hand numbered with a collectible hang tag. They are $19.99 (plus shipping & handling) and come in mens sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-large, & 2X-Large. This is a pre-order and all shirts will ship in four weeks. Artwork by the amazing Thomas Boatwright.

***UPDATE***

The 2XL size is almost sold out!

As a special gift to those who purchase this shirt, I will include a free guitar pick from the last Creature Feature tour in every package, while supplies last of course. Who knows, I might even include some other random goodies too.

Click the links below to order your shirt today through Paypal.

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

Cooking Meth Is Really Hard Work!

curtisrx — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 08:17:54 +0000

In Tennessee, 31-year-old man is being charged with reckless endangerment, driving with a suspended license, driving under the influence, and meth manufacturing after a gas station employee called police complaining about a strange car parked out by one of his pumps for over an hour. Police discovered a man passed out in the car as a fresh batch of meth was cooking in a makeshift lab constructed in his back seat. Since a majority of the ingredients in the manufacturing of the drug are highly explosive, the gasoline pumps were shut off while the man and the car were removed from the scene. His bail was set at $15,000 and he kicked off the new decade in a jail cell.