In Colorado, a 29-year-old man faked his own stabbing because he didn’t feel like working his scheduled night shift at Blockbuster Video. The man crawled into work with multiple stab wounds to his legs and claimed that he had been attacked on his way to work by three skinheads dressed entirely in black. Unfortunately for the man, surveillance cameras from a nearby Target store show the man shopping in perfect health, disproving his earlier claim. When police confronted the man with this newly found evidence, he quickly recanted his story. The man confessed to stabbing himself multiple times so he wouldn’t have to go to work and was sent to jail, where he won’t have to worry about punching a time card.
