Take a look at how amazing this sleeping bag is!

This twisted creation crawled out of the brilliantly fractured brain of an Amsterdam based designer named Eiko Ishizawa and is definitely a delectably disturbing sight to see.

I promise to grant perpetual youth to anybody who drops one of these off at my doorstep, but please mind the trapdoor, that’s saved for bothersome solicitors, cookie peddlers, and the occasional census taker. Also, please refrain from pressing the doorbell, that releases the overhead vat of boiling oil and I’m saving that for a special occasion.

Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx