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		<title>I&#8217;ve Got This Sinking Feeling In My Gut</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 02:18:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Fiends,

Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called ‘101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life’.  This little morsel involves our favorite Victorian serial killer with a penchant for organ removal.  Enjoy!

<center><i>I’ve Got This Sinking Feeling In My Gut</i>

In the hours past midnight
Taking a shortcut home
Down a dark alley
Chilled to the bone

A hard day on the job
Not the profession you’d think
A harlot, a whore
A woman of the streets

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called ‘101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life’.  This little morsel involves our favorite Victorian serial killer with a penchant for organ removal.  Enjoy!</p>
<p><center><u>I’ve Got This Sinking Feeling In My Gut</u></p>
<p>In the hours past midnight<br />
Taking a shortcut home<br />
Down a damp, dark alley<br />
Chilled to the bone</p>
<p>A hard day on the job<br />
Not the profession you think<br />
A harlot, a whore<br />
A woman of the streets</p>
<p>As the fog rolls in<br />
Not a human in sight<br />
The sound of footsteps<br />
Fills your body with fright</p>
<p>A quick glance behind<br />
But no one is there<br />
Just your mind playing tricks<br />
Then a shadow appears</p>
<p>You scream for help<br />
Hope to be saved<br />
Too fast, he’s upon you<br />
With the glint of his blade</p>
<p>Away from prying eyes<br />
Murder most foul<br />
A slit across the throat<br />
Then surgically disemboweled</center></p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
<p>PS.  If you would like to read the other sinister poems I have posted from &#8217;101&#8242; Ways To Die&#8217;, please click <a href="http://villainsandvaudevillians.com/tag/101-ways-to-die">HERE</a>.</p>
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		<title>If A Tree Falls In The Forest, Can You Still Hear The Screams?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Fiends,

Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called ‘101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life’. I wrote this after I overheard one of my neighbors complaining about a tree that was hanging over into his yard and dropping leaves on his lawn. Enjoy!

<center><u>If A Tree Falls In A Forest, Can You Still Hear The Screams?</u>

The seasons are a changing
Shedding dead autumn leaves
They tumble through the air
On a mission to flee

You rake and you rake
But they just reappear
That damn neighbor’s tree
You tell him each year</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called ‘101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life’. I wrote this after I overheard one of my neighbors complaining about a tree that was hanging over into his yard and dropping leaves on his lawn. Enjoy!</p>
<p><center><u>If A Tree Falls In A Forest, Can You Still Hear The Screams?</u></p>
<p>The seasons are a changing<br />
Shedding dead autumn leaves<br />
They tumble through the air<br />
On a mission to flee</p>
<p>You rake and you rake<br />
But they just reappear<br />
That damn neighbor’s tree<br />
You tell him each year</p>
<p>Please cut it down<br />
Or at least trim it back<br />
But he blows you off<br />
Then proceeds to laugh</p>
<p>As the wind picks up<br />
It cuts through the air<br />
Disturbs the silence<br />
Then ruffles your hair</p>
<p>A toss of the rake<br />
To let off some steam<br />
First a snap, then a crack<br />
Then a splitting of seams</p>
<p>A weight from above<br />
Something has broken free<br />
Crumpling your body<br />
With a swift falling tree</center></p>
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		<title>New In-Depth Interview With Wreckhouse Magazine (new music, new fiction, film news, playing dead, etc)!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Source: Wreckhouse Magazine 1. Can you give us a brief history of Creature Feature and how you guys started? Well, to put it in one sentence, Creature Feature was born from the Halloweens of childhoods past. Erik and I formed the band after a discussion we had at a Halloween party and the path ahead [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Source: <a href="http://www.wreckhousemagazine.com/creaturefeatureinterview.html">Wreckhouse Magazine<br />
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<p><font color="#A4B877">1. Can you give us a brief history of Creature Feature and how you guys started?</font></p>
<p>Well, to put it in one sentence, Creature Feature was born from the Halloweens of childhoods past. Erik and I formed the band after a discussion we had at a Halloween party and the path ahead instantly became clear. At the time, Erik was toiling away in his house working on strange music and I was toiling away in my basement working on strange music and writing strange horror films. We started talking about the sorts of music we liked, I kept comparing everything to horror films I liked, and then the whole idea emerged from that. That very night we got the idea for the song &#8220;Aim For The Head&#8217; and it all steamrolled from there.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">2. What are some of your influences, musical and non musical?</font></p>
<p>Most bands mainly pull their influences from other music, but our main influences are a twisted concoction of all the wonderful, terrible things that shaped our childhoods: The Twilight Zone, Ray Bradbury, numerous horror films, EC comics, Halloween, Dia De Los Muertos, Vincent Price, dancing skeletons, pumpkin patches, Bigfoot, shrunken heads, etc. All the weird things that terrified and altered us as kids, the stuff we just couldn&#8217;t get enough of. Then you can add in all the strange music influences like: The Mystic Knights Of The Oingo Boingo, music from the Haunted Mansion ride, Django Reinhardt, Tom Waits, Goblin, Queen, Henry Mancini, Dmitri Shostakovich, The Ventures, and a ton of old horror soundtracks.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">3. What is your creative process like and how do you write your songs?</font></p>
<p>We write songs any and all ways, we really don&#8217;t have a set formula, but it all has to start with a good idea first, whether it be a good title, or a catchy riff, or even just a ghoulish theme. Sometimes Erik will already the music for a song worked out on keyboard, or I&#8217;ll have one worked out, sometimes I&#8217;ll even have a full set of lyrics with the singing melody finished that just needs backing music. It&#8217;s really just however the mood strikes us. Somehow they all seem to fit together and become cohesive on the album even though they are approached from all different angles. Since each song is more like story set to music, I still think that theme is most important and ends up driving the rest of the process. To me, a perfect album is like a collection of short stories you can read by the fire while something sinister claws at your parlor door, ready to pounce and snack on your bones.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">4. What&#8217;s essential for you guys to have while you&#8217;re touring?</font></p>
<p>First and foremost for me, it&#8217;s coffee. Without coffee, the machine would grind to a halt and we&#8217;d be stuck somewhere in Kansas working at a prairie dog farm, which doesn&#8217;t sound half bad now that I think about it. Nowadays though, I guess an Ipod is essential or you will slowly lose your mind. We once did a tour with only four albums in the van, it was a terrible experience. Another essential thing to have now is a GPS unit. Thinking back to the time we toured just using maps, it&#8217;s a miracle we even made it to the shows. We&#8217;d end up getting lost all the time and once we even ran into a kid playing banjo on his front porch—I do not care to relive that situation ever again. We&#8217;re really a no nonsense band and travel like Gypsies, if it doesn&#8217;t fit in a tiny suitcase then it gets left behind. We&#8217;ve been home from tour for quite a few months now and I still live out of the same suitcase, it&#8217;s in my blood now. I&#8217;m like a vagabond, just waiting for the traveling circus to pick me up and whisk me off to another town.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">5. What&#8217;s a day off like for you guys?</font></p>
<p>Depends on if you mean a day off while on tour or time off from touring. I think we&#8217;ve only a few days off while on tour, but I always plan those days around places I&#8217;ve been dying to see, like the Alamo in Texas, the House Of Mystery in Oregon, Prairie Dog Town in Kansas, and all those other weird roadside attractions off the highway in the middle of nowhere, but generally a day off on tour means you&#8217;re driving another 13 hours to the next gig. I think one of the most brutal drives we ever had was Seattle to Reno overnight, I died a little bit on that one. When we actually get back home from tour, we always jump right back into all the random projects we have lying around. After this last tour, I jumped back into writing and scoring work.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">6. Curtis RX, you have a website called &#8220;Villains &#038; Vaudevillains&#8221;, tell us a little about it.</font></p>
<p>Thanks for asking. I&#8217;ve been writing since I was old enough to hold a sharpened pencil to my teacher&#8217;s throat, so Villains And Vaudevillians is my very own strange little vortex on the web where I post all my sinister short stories, twisted poems, sadistic song lyrics, otherworldly essays on my favorite strange places around the world, daily weird news stories, strange facts, and snippets of all the mischievous music I&#8217;ve scored for various projects. It&#8217;s basically just on online compendium of all the weird stuff I&#8217;ve learned about in my years on this mortal coil and the bizarre stuff I really enjoy, and hope other people will as well. I like weird, the world needs more weird.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">7. Curtis RX, any plans on publishing a book of your stories and/or poems?</font></p>
<p>Yeah, writing is my absolute most favorite thing to do and it&#8217;s really how I approach every song, just like a short story. Each one has a twisted plot, devious characters, ravenous monsters, and hopefully plays out like an exciting short audio horror film, but those songs have consumed the last five years of my life and I&#8217;ve always kinda put my more traditional fiction writing on the back burner. I&#8217;ve made a pact with the Elder Gods that this year all the odd little stories I&#8217;ve been working on for the last ten years or so will finally see the light of day. If all goes well and I can squeeze out every second the day has to offer, then by end of the year I&#8217;ll be releasing a horror novella, about a talented writer struggling to find the inspiration for his second book and the weird series of events that pushes him onto a different path, and a book of short death poems called &#8217;101 And Ways To Die, Accidents, Murder, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life&#8217;. I can sincerely say that I&#8217;ve never been busier in my life than I am right now, but I enjoy the process of creating the unbelievable too much to slow down. I&#8217;ll can always get some sleep after the world ends.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">8. Tell us about Last Man On Earth Productions?</font></p>
<p>Last Man On Earth is my film production company and as time permits, it will be the place where I turn some of my written ideas into actual moving images. I live, breath, and consume weird cinema and hopefully by the end of this year I&#8217;ll have the ball rolling with a few short horror films Ive written and some info on a full length film I plan on starting soon after. I&#8217;m a very visual writer and I always think in terms of movies, so every time I write something, I can already see the film version of it in my head. So, it&#8217;s been a goal of mine to turn the novella I&#8217;ve been writing into a full fledged, crimson spewing, weird cult flick. Ever since I bought my first VHS camcorder, I&#8217;ve been making strange films involving flying eyeballs, demonic bartenders, bad Kung Fu, severed limbs, flesh eating ghouls, gallons of fake blood, and a particularly painful experience with a homemade break-away glass bottle. One of my favorite times was during high school, we had an assignment where everybody in our art class had to make a film, then we would put them all together and screen them in the school theater for all the world to see. Of course everybody else made these very feel good, make you think, art films and I made a bloody cult horror short about a guy who gets downsized from his job and breaks into his bosses house to steal the money he feels that he rightly deserves. He ends up getting his guts dispersed by a shotgun blast to the stomach and stumbles over to a cemetery where some kids playing with a Ouija board end up resurrecting him and a chase ensues. Now keep in mind that none of these films are, by any stretch of the imagination—good, but they were fun. To make a long story, even longer, they told me to cut out some of the bloody stuff before the screening. I wasn&#8217;t a big fan of that idea, so I spent a few days adding more blood in. Let&#8217;s just say, it didn&#8217;t go over too well. On a side note, what some people don&#8217;t know is that there was a film planned to go along with our album &#8216;The Greatest Show Unearthed&#8217;. It was written, I just never got around to making it due to funds and the strangeness of the project. Imagine The Who&#8217;s &#8216;Tommy&#8217; and &#8216;Fiddler On The Roof&#8217;, all taking place in a traveling circus of horrors with knife throwers, mermaids, cemeteries, ghouls, and a door into hell. Someday&#8230;someday!</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">9. You&#8217;re the music composer for a new series called &#8220;Playing Dead&#8221;, can you tell us about the series?</font></p>
<p>Of course, a little press never hurt anybody. I recently teamed up with the incredibly talented Ted Raimi on web series called &#8216;Playing Dead&#8217;, a dark comedy about a down on her luck actress that takes a part time job as Death to pay the bills. Directed by Ted Raimi, written and starring Suzanne Keilly, with music composed by yours truly. It&#8217;s an eight episode web series, we have 3 posted now, with the remaining episodes to be posted every Friday until it&#8217;s conclusion. It&#8217;s one of those cool little projects where everybody has the same frame of mind and the same interests, so everything just fell into place. I had a blast scoring the series and got to compose a little more comedic and traditional soundtrack with violin, clarinet, and one of my favorite instruments—the tuba. Truly a fun experience and I think everybody will dig it, check it out at <a href="http://www.watchplayingdead.com">www.watchplayingdead.com</a>. If you like what you see there, please tell all your friends, or you&#8217;ll be next on Death&#8217;s list. There&#8217;s also a donation box—hint, hint!</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">10. Seeing as we deal with horror and comics, what are some of your guys&#8217; favorite horror movies and comic books/characters?</font></p>
<p>First and foremost, EC comics paved the way for my ghoulish interests, there&#8217;s nothing like them.  They were frighting, disturbing, depraved, clever, funny, and perfect in every way.  I could go on forever about all this stuff, but the one that&#8217;s blowing my mind right now is &#8216;Chew&#8217; by John Layman and Rob Guillory.  It&#8217;s a crazy story of a detective who gets psychic impressions from everything he eats, sometimes even resorting to eating from dead bodies so he can track down their killers.  It&#8217;s such an amazing and unique concept, truly a breath of fresh air and I kick myself everyday for not coming up with the idea first.  The other comic I really enjoy is &#8216;Cemetery Blues&#8217; by the artist behind a lot of the Creature Feature artwork, Thomas Boatwright.  It&#8217;s the story of two bumbling creature hunters named Ridley and Falstaff and has a really cool Hammer vibe that would make Vincent Price &#038; Christopher Lee proud.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">11. You work with Gris Grimly a lot, how did that relationship come about and anything new between you guys on the horizon?</font></p>
<p>Gris is an immensely and multi-talented artist who can jump to any media and make his own creepy statement. We&#8217;re very good friends and have a few projects we&#8217;ve thrown around just waiting for their time to crawl back from the depths and help bring about the end of the world. Unfortunately, with our touring and recording schedule and his numerous projects, we have yet to get anything set in concrete&#8230;well, except for that one body, but that&#8217;s a whole different story.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">12. Any plans for another tour any time in the near future?</font></p>
<p>If all goes well, we should be hitting the road again sometime around the middle of the year. I have a few more projects to finish up first and a few DEADlines looming, but the it&#8217;s back out into the black heart of the road.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">13. Any upcoming projects or events that you&#8217;d like to tell us about?</font></p>
<p>Other than the two books and the Last Man On Earth stuff, I&#8217;ve been working on way too much new music. So much so, that I also wrote a strange little 10 song rock opera that I&#8217;m recording in the studio as we speak. It&#8217;s a little too rock for Creature Feature, so instead of tainting the waters, I&#8217;ll be releasing it under my solo music project &#8216;Rufus Rex&#8217; sometime in 2010. I can say no more about it due to the men in expensive suits monitoring my household from a van down the street.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">14. How can people get a hold of your music and merch?</font></p>
<p>You can get all our malevolent merchandise directly from the Creature Feature website at <A href="http://www.creaturefeaturemusic.com">www.creaturefeaturemusic.com</a> or from my website Villains And Vaudevillians at <a href="http://www.villainsandvaudevillians.com">www.villainsandvaudevillians.com</a> and if you got one handy, you could always use a Ouija board. We also got this handy dandy mailing list, in which we offer specials discounts on merchandise, special offers, and song previews at <a href="http://creaturefeature.ifanz.net">http://creaturefeature.ifanz.net</a>.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">15. Anything else you want to say to the fans out there reading this?</font></p>
<p>I wanted to sincerely thank everybody who has found the same ghoulish delight in our music that we did in creating it. It really is a Frankenstein monster made up of all the offbeat, left of center stuff we grew up on, so it&#8217;s an amazing feeling to know that it inspires others the way our influences inspired us. We are lucky to have such a talented and artistic fan base that is always sending us artwork they painted, drew, photographed, filmed, recorded and I can&#8217;t wait to see what they end up creating in the future. Actually, they might put me out of a job soon. Thanks for all the support and soon the world will be ours.</p>
<p><font color="#A4B877">Interview by Shaun May</font></p>
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		<title>A Kiss Is Just A Kiss, Or Is It?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 23:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><u>A Kiss Is Just A Kiss, Or Is It?</u>

Fifty miles
Deep within the woods
A backpacking adventure
Sounded pretty good

Fresh mountain stream
Crisp mountain air
Not a cloud in the sky
Nor a single care</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called ‘101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life’.  I wrote this after I went on an all day hike in the woods and almost got killed by a pacific rattlesnake.  Enjoy!</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">A Kiss Is Just A Kiss, Or Is It?</span></p>
<p>Fifty miles<br />
Deep within the woods<br />
A backpacking adventure<br />
Sounded pretty good</p>
<p>Fresh mountain stream<br />
Crisp mountain air<br />
Not a cloud in the sky<br />
Nor a single care</p>
<p>The bustling city<br />
Its blanket of smog<br />
Just a memory now<br />
As your lungs unclog</p>
<p>Stepping over a rock<br />
You hear a hiss<br />
Rustling in the bushes<br />
Then a deadly kiss</p>
<p>Fangs dig deep<br />
Poison enters your veins<br />
A second strike<br />
Results in the same</p>
<p>Too far from help<br />
They’ll find you soon after<br />
The unfortunate hiker<br />
Bitten by a rattler</p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
<p>PS.  If you would like to read the other sinister poems I have posted from &#8217;101&#8242; Ways To Die&#8217;, please click <a href="http://villainsandvaudevillians.com/tag/101-ways-to-die">HERE</a>.</p>
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		<title>A Mysterious Hatbox Excluding The Aforementioned Hat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><u>A Mysterious Hatbox Excluding The Aforementioned Hat</u>

Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
You told all your friends
Now what will they do

Excitement, anticipation
Building within your bones
A day of self-importance
And your ego has grown</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called &#8217;101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life&#8217;.</p>
<p><center><u>A Mysterious Hatbox Excluding The Aforementioned Hat</u><br />
<br />
Happy birthday, happy birthday<br />
Happy birthday to you<br />
You told all your friends<br />
Now what will they do<br />
<br />
Excitement, anticipation<br />
Building within your bones<br />
A day of self-importance<br />
And your ego has grown<br />
<br />
What are they planning<br />
Maybe a surprise party tonight<br />
Perhaps a table full of gifts<br />
So predictable, so trite<br />
<br />
A ring from the door<br />
The postman is here<br />
A package on the doorstep<br />
The contents unclear<br />
<br />
No name, no address<br />
Whatever could it be<br />
From an old acquaintance<br />
Or a branch of your family tree<br />
<br />
As you rip off the lid<br />
You just stand there and gawk<br />
While you’re blown into pieces<br />
By a bomb in a hatbox<br />
<br />
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!</center><br />
<br />
Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
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		<title>101 Ways To Die:  Head Over Heels, Or At Least It&#8217;s Supposed To Be</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><u>Head Over Heels, Or At Least It's Supposed To Be</u>

Such a special event
The night of your prom
Perfect hair, perfect dress
Just try to remain calm

The butterflies take flight
Everything feels so new
Tonight you’re a princess
Fairy tales do come true</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am working on called &#8217;101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life.&#8217;  I wrote this back in May when I was watching a prom couple enjoying a fancy meal at the five star restaurant know as McDonald&#8217;s.</p>
<p><center><u>Head Over Heels, Or At Least It&#8217;s Supposed To Be</u></p>
<p>Such a special event<br />
The night of your prom<br />
Perfect hair, perfect dress<br />
Just try to remain calm</p>
<p>The butterflies take flight<br />
Everything feels so new<br />
Tonight you’re a princess<br />
Fairy tales do come true</p>
<p>A long black limousine<br />
Parked right outside<br />
Never thought he would ask<br />
Now you sit by his side</p>
<p>As you sail down the road<br />
The sunroof retracts<br />
You jump to your feet<br />
Peek your head out the gap</p>
<p>The starry night sky<br />
As beautiful as can be<br />
Up ahead by the road<br />
Stands a low hanging tree</p>
<p>Once you notice the branch<br />
It’s much too late to stop<br />
It collides with your skull<br />
Ripping your head clean off</center></p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
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		<title>101 Ways To Die:  It Is Certainly Off Course, Of Course, Of Course</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><u>It Is Certainly Off Course, Of Course, Of Course</u>

No more school
Summer is finally here
Now it’s off to boys camp
After a long boring year

With your bags all packed
Leave the parents behind
No homework, no chores
It's time to unwind</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am working on called &#8217;101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life.&#8217;  Most of the deaths in the song &#8216;A Gorey Demise&#8217; from my band &#8216;Creature Feature&#8217; are based off poems I was writing at the time.  This one was the basis for &#8220;S is for Steve who was shot with a bow.&#8221;  Poor little unfortunate Stevie.</p>
<p><center><u>It Is Certainly Off Course, Of Course, Of Course</u></p>
<p>No more school<br />
Summer is finally here<br />
Now it’s off to boys camp<br />
After a long boring year</p>
<p>With your bags all packed<br />
Leave the parents behind<br />
No homework, no chores<br />
It&#8217;s time to unwind</p>
<p>Hike through the trails<br />
Swim in the lakes<br />
Awaken every morning<br />
To the smell of hot cakes</p>
<p>While waiting in line<br />
At the archery range<br />
You spot a lizard<br />
And a chase is engaged</p>
<p>Into the dry brush<br />
You quickly follow<br />
Suddenly a camper<br />
Releases his longbow</p>
<p>Far from the bull&#8217;s-eye<br />
He’ll soon feel remorse<br />
You’ve been stuck in the head<br />
By an arrow off course</center></p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
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		<title>101 Ways To Die:  Remember When We Were Spontaneous, Now We&#8217;re Just Combustible</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><u>Remember When We Were Spontaneous, Now Were Just Combustible</u>

There is nothing better
When your legs start to hurt
Than sitting in your recliner
After a day of hard work

A beer in one hand
Cigarette in the other
The television flickers
As sleep begins to smother</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello fiends,</p>
<p>This is an excerpt from a little book of death poems I&#8217;m working on called &#8220;101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life.&#8221;  There will be many more of these to come in the near future.</p>
<p><center><u>Remember When We Were Spontaneous, Now We&#8217;re Just Combustible</u></p>
<p>There is nothing better<br />
When your legs start to hurt<br />
Than sitting in your recliner<br />
After a day of hard work</p>
<p>A beer in one hand<br />
Cigarette in the other<br />
The television flickers<br />
As sleep begins to smother</p>
<p>Your muscles unwind<br />
Rapid heart beat slows down<br />
Breath becomes shallow<br />
Now only blackness surrounds</p>
<p>Your cold beverage spirals<br />
To the carpet below<br />
Followed by your cancer stick<br />
And a flame begins to grow</p>
<p>It starts with the rug<br />
Then moves toward the chair<br />
Ignites your clothing<br />
Then your body hair</p>
<p>You awaken much too late<br />
In this situation most dire<br />
Just to scream out loud<br />
While you are consumed by fire</center></p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
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