In Washington, somebody took the term “give only what you can” a little too far when they donated a stick of dynamite to the First Presbyterian Church of Kelso’s garage sale drive. The pastor was sorting through items preparing for their yearly Christmas party when he came upon the stick of dynamite sitting on a bookcase all by itself. Police were alerted and the bomb squad was called in to assess the situation. The stick of dynamite was carefully removed and the church was checked for clues and other possible explosives. Authorities believe that the dynamite was not left there with malicious intent, but instead donated by somebody who actually thought it would be a good idea to sell the explosive at the church’s garage sale. Who and where the dynamite came from is still a mystery, but after getting the clean bill of health, the church proceeded with their annual Christmas party and everybody had a blast.
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it was you huh?
I bet you did it, with malicious intent.
Obviously, someone should’ve donated something a bit less…tempermental than a stick of dynamite. Maybe THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK, perhaps?
Seriously, I’m glad it wasn’t a hate crime, but clearly someone should’ve exercised a little more better judgment in choosing an item to donate. That stick could’ve been old enough to sweat nitro and then things would’ve gotten real nasty.
Maybe the donator was an intense atheist, kukukukuku.
opps sorry bout that. It was extra junk I needed to get rid of.
ok…if that’s what they donate to churches…then what do they give to their friends and families on special occasions?
uhu!!! I just remembered of one guy a many time ago… they call him “The incendiary”. He put fire in the Mórmon church =O was a crazy day. the guy are so quiet and I dont know why he like out fire on the things. was a time crazy, many people that I meet won days in the jail! drugs!
i was hoping the priest lit it thinking it was a candle. what and upsetting ending. not a very malicious story. too happy of an ending for me.
wow what i don’t understand is why they needed a bomb squad to remove just one stick of dynamite. the priest should’ve had the nerves to actually remove it himself, light it cause maybe he feels a little daring at that point, and throw it into.. oh, i dont know… the preschool right next to the church?
“Oh my gosh! Officer, I’m sure Lucifer- I mean the Lord will take EXTRA care of their poor young souls.” haha…. eh