Did you know that in English gambling dens during the eighteenth century there was always an employee whose sole job was to swallow the dice in the event of a police raid?
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Harken Strangers! So you’ve come here on this dark and stormy night to hear my dastardly little tale. Let me begin by saying, that no matter how shocking it may seem, every crimson ounce of it is true. I am an advocate of mischief and a creator of turmoil. I compose ghastly music based on eerie circumstance and delightful tragedy in the band Creature Feature and the band Rufus Rex. I direct strange films depicting ill-fated events and ghoulish irony. I am a writer of the macabre, as opposed to a revolver, I use a sharpened pencil to displace my brains. I gently squeeze the trigger and splatter the page with metaphor. Read, watch, and listen, you never know what wonderful terrible things you might unearth.
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well that can’t be very healthy…
Just remember something fun aahuhauhauhaUHAUHA that absurd =O
I wonder how they chose people for that.
Here, swallow these dice and you got the job.
ow, i bet that hurts. if i had that job i’d expect a LOT of payment
ouch?
Owww… reading this made my throat hurt. ):
Wow…. that’s just…… wow…
I guess thats the origin of Craps?
+Rimshot+
@moth oh that’s just wrong…….
Poor guy.
wow, i wonder if his job was to also pick the dice out of his shit the next morning so they could use them again…