Comments on: Stranger Than Fiction: Coffee

By: emyburke

emyburke — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 14:04:42 +0000

*stares deviously into coffee cup*
seems innocent enough…
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coffee is essential to my life, therefore life without coffee would be agonizing, but being put to death would make coffee unnessisary.

By: Rina:)

Rina:) — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:09:26 +0000

O.O Good thing i don’t live in 16th century turkey, then.

By: Murder Freak

Murder Freak — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 11:53:55 +0000

Oh, I’d be dead. I love coffee!

By: Lauren

Lauren — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 07:40:27 +0000

Well, I wouldn’t have lasted long since 1 I make coffee for a living. and 2 I drink a hell of a lot of coffee. I’m even drinking some now.

By: Migratory Zombie

Migratory Zombie — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:57:30 +0000

*not.

stupid typos…

By: Migratory Zombie

Migratory Zombie — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:57:15 +0000

You, my good sir, would no have survived long.

By: Mandieville666

Mandieville666 — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 23:07:09 +0000

wow i’d die. and so would curtis. kewl. i wonder why it was illegal.

By: Alice

Alice — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 14:45:22 +0000

The FEINDS!!! D:

Well, I’d be dead. Probably death by explosion, because I drink a shitload of coffee…

What I wanna know is: WHY were they sentenced to death?

By: Awkward Pretty

Awkward Pretty — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:58:11 +0000

I was going to say if you lived in the 16th century turkey you’d be dead.

However, you would literally be dead since person can possibly live that long anyways. You probably would have died from natural disasaters.

But man….that sucks!

By: Natalee

Natalee — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:50:49 +0000

I would’ve been dead.