Did you know that in Turkey during the 16th and 17th centuries anyone caught drinking coffee was put to death?
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17 Comments
Well, I’d be dead. I’d either be executed with a cup in my hand or die from caffeine withdrawals!
oh my why? =O coffee is a blessed drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I lived in Turkey during the 16th and 17th centuries, then I’d probably be dead by now.
good thing I don’t drink coffee!
heh heh heh i bet you’d never surrvive it then Curtis. but i guess back then they wanted it to be illegal to be bouncing off the walls due to too much caffine
wtf? I’d be screwed
Well, they’d probably kill me anyway!
I would’ve been dead.
I was going to say if you lived in the 16th century turkey you’d be dead.
However, you would literally be dead since person can possibly live that long anyways. You probably would have died from natural disasaters.
But man….that sucks!
The FEINDS!!! D:
Well, I’d be dead. Probably death by explosion, because I drink a shitload of coffee…
What I wanna know is: WHY were they sentenced to death?
wow i’d die. and so would curtis. kewl. i wonder why it was illegal.
You, my good sir, would no have survived long.
*not.
stupid typos…
Well, I wouldn’t have lasted long since 1 I make coffee for a living. and 2 I drink a hell of a lot of coffee. I’m even drinking some now.
Oh, I’d be dead. I love coffee!
O.O Good thing i don’t live in 16th century turkey, then.
*stares deviously into coffee cup*
seems innocent enough…
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coffee is essential to my life, therefore life without coffee would be agonizing, but being put to death would make coffee unnessisary.