A 69-year-old man from Florida had the surprise of his life when he won $500,000 dollars from a lotto ticket, but had an even bigger surprise when he found out that he had accidentally lost the ticket on his way to the lottery office to collect his winnings.
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While walking to get a smoothie, I lost my Jamba Juice gift card, though not as startling as losing your lotto ticket. ha.
That makes me sooo friggen mad! That would be my damn luck. Bah!
I did something similar at the horse races in Santa Anita when I was a kid…… had a winning ticket but was looking for other tickets on the ground and totally misplaced mine. Boooo.
I just remember My Name Is Earl… I die of laugh when him lost in accident of car… terrible it…
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
Also, the Lord is apparently a total prick.
Aw, depressing fail.
What did this dude do to make karma bite him in the ass so hard?
That’s unfortunate. I would be so pissed.
Oh jeez, that is just so much fail.
Poor guy, I would be so pissed at myself after that. D:
and I’m with OmniZombie, he must have done something horrible for that kind of karma!
Wow, that blows.