In Iowa, a 46-year-old female employee for the post office was arrested after police found her sitting on the kitchen floor of house she illegally entered during a drunken stupor while on the job. The woman, who was caught in the act of eating leftover noodles out of the elderly woman’s refrigerator, was still dressed in her post office uniform with her mail bag by her side. Authorities say the intoxicated woman entered the premise through the unlocked front door while on her daily mail delivery route. She was taken to the county jail and has been placed on unpaid leave.
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6 Comments
props to that woman. XD
wow…a friend of mines from high school did something like that. Accidentally entered his neighbors house, ate their food, and slept on the couch. They didn’t call the cops on him, they just drew stupid pictures and posted it on the internet.
Snap…Now I wish i worked for the Post Office! Then at least i’d get free food
I can’t say I blame her….I’d get drunk and eat other people’s noodles too if worked for the post office..
i love noodles. i’d steal my neighbors sober who cares about drunk.
Someone was hungry, and wasted.