In California, An 18-year-old man was hospitalized with head injuries when the Christmas tree he was street surfing on crashed into a parked car. The tree was tied to the back of an SUV and dragged across a parking lot at nearly 30 mph while the man held on for dear life. The driver took a corner too sharp causing the tree to swing wide and collide with a parked car. Before police could arrive on the scene, the female driver of the SUV fled and has not yet been identified. The injured man was hospitalized and is expected to survive.
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BAHAHAHA!! Sounds like something I’d do!! Sounds fun too! I might just try it, if I can find someone that would drive the car for me….
outch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poor man!!! ahahhahahha terrible o.O
Ahaha. People are brilliant.
out of all the things they could have used to surf on…they had to use the Christmas tree
only in california would that happen. oh how i love my home state O.o
i about died laughing. i’m still laughing. the most fantastic thing is i can actually see this.
wait………. were the ornaments and garland still on the tree?
its funny how the lady took off and left the guy there lol
That’s quite doubtful. I doubt.