Put All The Money In The Bag And Carry It Out To The Car For Me!

Put All The Money In The Bag, And Carrying It Out To My Car For Me!In Southern California, the FBI has begun a frantic search for 70-year-old man who has robbed at least four banks and has somehow manged to evade authorities every step of the way. This elderly man proves that wisdom beats out youth any day due to the fact that he pulled of the heists while hooked up to an oxygen machine, giving himself an unintentional disguise. The man was caught on one of the bank’s surveillance cameras during his last robbery dressed in a tweed jacket and newsie cap. He brandished a pistol, handed the cashier a note, and walked away clean with an undisclosed sum of money.

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10 Comments

  1. Raydon
    Posted November 14, 2009 at 10:06 pm | Permalink

    Well, when you’re that old… why the hell not?

  2. Lillian T.
    Posted November 14, 2009 at 10:46 pm | Permalink

    Woo! Go Grandpa? O_o

  3. Karen R.
    Posted November 15, 2009 at 5:04 am | Permalink

    that is the coolest grandpa ever

  4. XxCreatureFanXXxx
    Posted November 15, 2009 at 8:51 am | Permalink

    That guy is made of win.

  5. Posted November 15, 2009 at 9:48 am | Permalink

    very smart this old guy!
    like I listened one day:
    the cretins also got old age! ahahahhaha

  6. BekkyS.
    Posted November 15, 2009 at 5:18 pm | Permalink

    damn nursing home escapees

  7. mandieville666
    Posted November 17, 2009 at 5:35 pm | Permalink

    ummmmmm alzheimer’s much? did he forget he already robbed one why would he need to do more than that. he’s not going to be able to spend it much longer.

  8. Posted November 18, 2009 at 12:57 am | Permalink

    go old people! haha

  9. Caitlin A. Stephens
    Posted November 20, 2009 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

    “Give me all yer money, you damn young heathens! Shee-it, I’ll outpiss them coppers any day… Now hurry up, I’m missin’ the Andy Griffith show.”

  10. Posted January 26, 2010 at 3:12 pm | Permalink

    he’s 70 years old…let man go xD

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