In Southern California, the FBI has begun a frantic search for 70-year-old man who has robbed at least four banks and has somehow manged to evade authorities every step of the way. This elderly man proves that wisdom beats out youth any day due to the fact that he pulled of the heists while hooked up to an oxygen machine, giving himself an unintentional disguise. The man was caught on one of the bank’s surveillance cameras during his last robbery dressed in a tweed jacket and newsie cap. He brandished a pistol, handed the cashier a note, and walked away clean with an undisclosed sum of money.
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Well, when you’re that old… why the hell not?
Woo! Go Grandpa? O_o
that is the coolest grandpa ever
That guy is made of win.
very smart this old guy!
like I listened one day:
the cretins also got old age! ahahahhaha
damn nursing home escapees
ummmmmm alzheimer’s much? did he forget he already robbed one why would he need to do more than that. he’s not going to be able to spend it much longer.
go old people! haha
“Give me all yer money, you damn young heathens! Shee-it, I’ll outpiss them coppers any day… Now hurry up, I’m missin’ the Andy Griffith show.”
he’s 70 years old…let man go xD