In Berlin, a new breed of criminal was born after a man successfully robbed a video arcade using only a hot cup of coffee as his weapon. The man casually walked into the arcade, order the coffee, then threatened to hit the female employee over the head with it unless she opened up the register and handed over all the cash. Authorities believe that the robber probably hadn’t planned on committing a heist that night, but after noticing the young woman working alone, she became an easy target for him. It is unknown how much money the man made off with and police are worried about other would-be robbers committing similar crimes. The espresso bandit has successfully evaded capture and is still on the loose.








13 Comments
So…they lied when they told us coffee wasn’t bad for you??
I want to try this…
haha
ahahhahha awesome and crazy idea!
Shit I could make a fortune doing this!
I am never gonna look at coffee the same way again!
was it you curtis? something tells me it was you.
my infinite love for coffee makes me wonder why i haven’t thought of a criminal partnership with it mandie and coffee the next bonnie and clyde sounds exciting.
Oh those Germans
give the money or have the coffee …. in your head! muahahaha
thats lame !
Now i get why people dont want that i drink coffee =P Though i like it even more now xD
smoooth
I’ve heard stories of people getting robbed with toy guns and manhole covers, but a cup of coffee? I’d just beat the robber with the rest of the pot and tell him to get out of my shop.
That’s evil!… Yet so intelligent.
She Was Scared Of Getting Hit On The Head With..Coffee?
I’d Be Scarred Of A Hammer Of A Gun But Coffee?!