Harken Strangers! So you’ve come here on this dark and stormy night to hear my dastardly little tale. Let me begin by saying, that no matter how shocking it may seem, every crimson ounce of it is true. I am an advocate of mischief and a creator of turmoil. I compose ghastly music based on eerie circumstance and delightful tragedy in the band Creature Feature and the band Rufus Rex. I direct strange films depicting ill-fated events and ghoulish irony. I am a writer of the macabre, as opposed to a revolver, I use a sharpened pencil to displace my brains. I gently squeeze the trigger and splatter the page with metaphor. Read, watch, and listen, you never know what wonderful terrible things you might unearth.
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…and a lot of them are still live. Scary.
wow one wrong bump and radioactive water.
Oh dear, yet another reason for me to avoid the ocean and getting on a boat…
oh yeah and we are so idiots like a irrational animal, we bury our own grave…
and this not should exist… lack of eyes of the humans.
Ohh that`s so extreme!!!, go fishing!!!!
oh we are so doomed
well, we sure have been lucky so far havent we?
All them damn modern pirates with their fancy guns are taking them!