Hello fiends,
Listen up Starbucks, this is what a coffee machine should look like. This Saeco Etienne Louis espresso machine is a gene-spliced abomination that looks like a cross between a futuristic sea mine and a classic sci-fi film. Now, if they were to set it up so it could detonate when somebody takes a cup without permission, well then it would be perfect. Who knows how much this thing costs, but just like a mine, it just might cost you an arm and a leg.
Enjoy,
~Curtis Rx
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10 Comments
Might be a little weird to use at first, but once the compliments start, doe it really matter?
awesome, ahahha but really designer are crazy…
I think was a great idea with your kitchen seems
like a laboratory uhuuuuuuuuuuuuuu =)
OO DO WANT
I think my mom and uncle would kill to have that coffee machine.
If I bought that one….and then found a cooler or more advanced one later on down the road…I believe it would be entertaining to chuck that one at someone…
Haha! I WANT IT!!! Christmas present? =P
i think it would explode if i tried to use it… i think i’ll stick to the simple coffee makers…
Lawls If I had that thing I’d feel like a mad scientist
it looks like it’s going to take off any moment and land on mars. good thing i love coffee it’d be put to too much use to leave.
I WANT IT!