In Michigan, a 52-year-old man with a 5-inch steak knife sticking out of his chest, walked into a Detroit diner and ordered a cup of coffee while he casually waited for the ambulance he called earlier to pick him up. He was attacked and stabbed a mile from the diner when he refused to hand over his wallet to a would-be mugger. After the man failed at trying to find help in a nearby apartment complex, he called 911 from a pay phone and told them to just meet him at a hamburger stand down the street. Then, with the knife lodged in his chest all the way up to the handle, the man strolled a mile to the diner, enjoyed a nice hot cup of coffee, and even engaged in a conversation with another diner patron sitting beside him at the counter, all while remaining completely calm. The knife was removed from his chest and he is expected to make a full recovery.
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that guy is so badass! if i ever get a bodyguard they will have to live up to that standard.
what this? Nah it doesn’t hurt. I’ll tell you what will be hurting if you don’t hurry up with that coffee.
Woooow, He’s cool!!!!
Calmest man on earth, good lawd. I wonder what that conversation was like…
“Oh, so, what’s that sticking out of your chest?”
“What, this? Steak knife.”
And then the other dude flat out faints.
makes me think of one of my favorite singers, though i doubt he’d be calm
id love to be the guy sitting next to him, it would be a very nice conversation over a cup of joe
This guy is my new hero.
wow…this guy is cool! Staying so calm, drinking nice cup of coffee, enganging in a pleasant conversation…all while a steak knife is lodge inside his chest missing vital organs.
omg…. that guy is SO awesome! i wish i was the guy next to him, that would be a awesome conversation =)
great……… and carzy!!! =)
That is positively AMAZING
That’s great. D’you think people will still mess with him after that?
I wouldn’t want to be the guy next to him, actually…I think I’d prefer to be the guy who picked up the phone when he called, or the person in the ambulance.
That mugger was probably the biggest FAIL ever, though…xD
Haha, That guy is my hero. Wish I could meet him!! He’s like, a cooler version of Spiderman’s dad!
i wonder what the mugger was thinking after he lodged the knife into the guy’s chest… maybe he was like, “AH HA! *stabs guy thinking he’ll fall down unable to stop him from getting his wallet* …. wait… why aren’t you dead?! AHHH!! *runs away*” hmm.. no that doesn’t really sound right does it? oh well.
LOVE YOUR MUSIC!! listen to it all the time… literally..
This is the best idea I’ve ever OH GOD THAT FRICKING SMARTS!
F*CK YEAH! That’s some first class Brock Sampson action right there, hes very badass and also very lucky.
that my dears is called a badass motherfucker!!!
Wow.
It’s like *stabbed* “Bleh!”
10 minutes later “Hey, can I get some coffee?”
“Uhm…. cream, sugar, AMBULANCE?”
“Extra cream and sugar.”
“Uhm……”
Its the real life Brock Samson “THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUUCK!!” xDD
I hope that wasn’t near where the Epica concert I’m going to is…. xDDD
That’s hilarious! ‘Course, that’s Michigan for you… xD
O-o I wonder what he would do if he heard there was no more coffee in the world?