In Peru, authorities have arrested four members of a macabre gang suspected of murdering over 60 people and selling the fat removed from their corpses for profit. Two of the suspects were caught as they exited a transport business while carrying a plastic container filled with fresh human fat. Authorities said that the container had been recently sold and was on route to an unnamed business for commercial purposes.
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It’s times like these that make me glad to be a vegetarian. :]
one of them was me
affffffffff arg remeber fight club with soaps!
well I no eat meat – -”
Mmmmm. now i’m hungry
if they wanted fat so much they should have just gotten it from the liposuction clinic like the dudes in fightclub.
O_O I once was hungry…and now I’m not!
ugh. i think that veggie burger i just ate might come back up…
Apparently being sold to cosmetic companies.. *gasp*
(Oh, and I was making food while I clicked on the link for this story…not hungry anymore. Thanks, Mr. RX, thanks a lot. XD)
I present to you, the new Sweeney Todd!
waste not want not…….. wait… makes me wonder what they did with the meat.
This has since been shown to be a hoax, unsurprisingly. Can you imagine how quickly fat would rot in the jungle?