In Michigan, a trio of dastardly masterminds have thrown the town of Sterling Heights into a state of panic and terror as the rob humble merchants of their hard earned—bubblegum. The most recent wave of the attacks came on November 1st when the “Bubblicious Three” entered a Detroit mini-mart and proceeded to chat up the cashier. As two of the bandits bombarded the clerk with idle niceties, the third made off with over $300 worth of gum. Police say that that at least two other cities have reported gas station chewing gum heists, but luckily all victims have escaped without injury. Authorities are baffled.
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Almost makes me sad I didn’t think of it first.
Criminals with a sense of humor… gotta love it.
sounds like something me and my two other friends would do.
…I wonder what eaxactly are they going to do with all that bubblegum?
Haha are you kidding me? I live a couple hours from stearling heights. that’s just pathetic…
but oh so hilarious
@Lillian T. So they can kick ass, take names, AND chew bubblegum, of course! Being all out of bubblegum is such a dilemma.
funny… maybe a fetish of them ahahahhahha
ha. maybe they’ll share some with me??
Reminds me of a youtube vid I watch… makes you wonder…
wow lol. Criminals at their smartest XD
@BekkyS. : same here, my friends and I would do that too lol
Holy shit.
We need, like, Batman up in there.
maybe they”re trying to quit smoking but can’t afford the nic gum. imagine what they would’ve done if they didn’t have that gum.