In Antarctica, Whyte & Mackay’s beverage company, specializing in spirits of alcoholic variety, has hired a team of drillers to unearth a few bottles of 100-year-old scotch that have been encased in ice since their arrival on the frozen continent during an abandoned polar expedition in 1909. The brand of scotch was thought to have been entirely erased from the face of the earth until restoration workers found two untouched crates under hidden deep underneath the floorboards of the expedition hut. A representative for Whyte & Mackay’s says that the perfectly preserved scotch should still taste like it did 100 years ago and will be used to resurrect the famous line of whiskey.
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That. Is. Awesome!
huo great thing… always have something to find….
O_O…wow!
Glad to see that our society is doing things that are -useful-.
i would like some in my coffee please……………. sorry i had to let out my inner leprechaun on that one.