In Texas, a fire erupted and swept across a popular shopping mall after an inflatable gorilla, set up as a promotional tool to bring in new customers, ran amuck on its rooftop. The fire started when the gorilla slowly began to deflate and landed on a set of hot lights used to illuminate the balloon. Firefighters arrived on the scene before any severe damage could occur, but two stores did suffer water damage. Fortunately nobody was injured in the blaze except for the gorilla, who’s charred remains were scattered about the scene. As of yet, the gorilla’s family has not made an official statement.
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lol
“As of yet, the gorilla’s family has not made an official statement.” …XD
Maybe the gorilla’s family abandoned him :…..(
R.I.P Jumbo. Lest We Forget.
lol it was on top of a car dealership right??? i kno where that happened lol
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON YOUR HANDS XD But, we still love you, so it’s okay.
(Not creepy love.)
that’ll teach’em to get caught monkeying around..snicker..
rest in pieces
poor KingKong =(
ROFL!! that’s fxcking awesome!
i quote invader zim on this one
Gir: But i wanna watch the angry monkey show
Zim: THAT MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!