In Texas, a 25-year-old man who was originally arrested on charges of selling pirated copies of compact discs was also charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard about an unloaded 9mm pistol he had hidden on his body. Even after being initially searched as he entered the facility, the 500-pound man made it all the way into the jail with the handgun secretly tucked between the rolls of his skin.
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I read about that earlier.
So gross.
Having the job of checking his rolls would be the worst.
crazy! 0.O pirated copies of compact discs ? ahahha guy have a lot fo this in the street of my city… the polices not control nothing in this city..between the rolls of his skin?
oh god thats grosss but funny xD
Daaaaaamn.
Somebody been eatin’ too many packages of Top Ramen.
he only got that big cause the pirated cd’s were selling like mad and he could now afford mcdonald’s.
See, this is why you can’t be squeamish or prudish or any other “ish” if your job is to search bad guys.
My god. Why didn’t I think of that before? I am ashamed for once again underestimating how dangerous the Obese can be… They figured out you can out run them so they now keep weapons in their folds. It’s as horrifying as it is discusting. … lol… Seriously though, thats negligent for not searching his “folds”, esp because he can’t be the first person to try something like that. Maybe not at that prison specifically, but I’m sure its been done and I would assume thats all apart of search protocal.
That’s gross..
hmm well this is intriguing……..maybe i should try shoving and AK-47 into my fluffiness, tho it’d keep falling out, it might not even be able to fit in that guys way fluffiness.or maybe i should steal someone else’s gun and run around yelling “GIRAFFES WITH AK-47s!!GIRAFFES WITH AK-47s!!!” or “SAVE THE WHALES!!!GIVE THEM GUNS!!!”
eww…gross!!! Now I really am gonna start eating healthy!
WOW.
I wonder what else he could hide in those flabs….*shudder*