In Rome, a 77-year-old well-known host of a popular Italian morning cooking show has been suspended after he told audiences on live television that he has eaten cat stew on a several different occasions—and loved it. Much to the shock of his 27-year-old female co-host, the man went on to say ‘Cat, soaked for three days in the running water of a stream comes out with its meat white and I assure you I have eaten it many times, that it is a delicacy’. Due the fact that Cats are protected by law in Italy and the taboo nature of his announcement, the television host has been put on indefinite suspension.
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OMG…. Poor kitty! D:
The title for this one is so twisted, lmao. You have too much fun with these.
I don’t understand the speciesism. People can’t eat cats withouth others being shocked but they can eat much more intelligent animals [pigs] and no one thinks anything of it. It’s not fair. No animal should have to die for food no matter what it is.
ahahahha I ll talk like a friend mine now: animals of God, no no no can eat it ahhahaha
Aw cripes! I didn’t mean it. It’s just… so.. HARD to resist a good kitten chop! Don’t let them send me back to Kitty Consumers Anonymous!!
I won’t make it to eighty without my kitten chops…
AWESOME!!!! gotta get meh a kitteh sandwich
I’ve got a big ol’ fat cat at home. Plus many other tiny skinny ones too.
Sounds like Sweeney Todd.
Haha. Worst Pies in London.
I hate taboos, kitty stew mmmm ..,. nice!
ummmmmm you guys are sick. i have two cats and i live with four.
i’ve always been a cat lover and i stand by the egyptian ways.
ps cats are more intelligent than pigs.
I’m so happy im vegetarian right now =)
I swear you, they’re planning to take over the world! And once they have enough power, they will kill every single human who ever eat cat!
…poor kittiers
LET’S EAT HIM AND SEE HOW HE LIKES IT!!
if that guy or anyone else like that even touches ONE hair of my lil kitty or my dog i kill him >=/