Hello fiends,
I’m pleased to announce that the second strange entry in my line of Villains And Vaudevillians t-shirts has been released and it’s called “Cook Bacon Not Meth”. It depicts a tasty and equally satisfying substitute for drug addiction and an addicted swine who just can’t quite kick the habit.
The shirt is double sided and limited to only 666 pieces. It comes hand numbered with a collectible hang tag. They are $19.99 (plus shipping & handling) and come in mens sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-large, & 2X-Large. This is a pre-order and all shirts will ship in four weeks. Artwork by the amazing Thomas Boatwright.
***UPDATE***
The 2XL size is almost sold out!
As a special gift to those who purchase this shirt, I will include a free guitar pick from the last Creature Feature tour in every package, while supplies last of course. Who knows, I might even include some other random goodies too.
Click the links below to order your shirt today through Paypal.
Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx
4 Comments
^.^ I got my check the other day and ordered one
I’m so happy
Oh hello, I just ordered a shirt
a few minutes ago.
I could not pass up this offer,
since you do not sell shirts anywhere else.
Well. If you do I’m not aware of it.
P.S.
Thank you Creature Feature for making
me feel like I belong somewhere.
I know, the cheesiness of it makes me cringe too.
Bacon.
Aw dude, I can’t get it. -sadface-
Sexy shirt, but mom won’t let me. D: