Hello Fiends,
Who needs clowns when you can dazzle the partygoers with knife thowing?
Who knows, this could be your Grandma—and that would be amazing!
Enjoy,
~Curtis Rx
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17 Comments
Are you serious? She’s like 4 feet away. Anyone can not kill someone from that distance if they try.
Good job, Mongoose. Glad to see you’re able to determine distance from 50-year-old video footage. Perhaps you’d like someone to lob knives at you. Since it would only be from four feet away, I bet you’d have nothing to worry about. Unless, you know, someone like Erik was doing the knife throwing. He might not purposely miss.
Ha, I WISH that was my grandmother.
Was that a nun I saw at this party?
Yes that was a Nun, take a look at all the other people to. Must have been an awesome party.
hahaha…now THERE’S something you don’t see everyday..
Funny how you say it could have been someone’s granmother, but for me it’s my great aunt. She used to be a knife thrower in the 40′s (or 30′s I can’t remember) though, not 50′s.
umm? i’m not sure that lady should’ve been a mother? ha.
“put yourself in her place”…Okay! But if you miss your gonna have to pay for my medical bill!
I bet that’s how she used to punish her daughters! Horrible. lol
I luv it! never saw one here! =)
that’s definately not my grandma, mein granny would be in the audience freaking out nearly having a heart attack hooked up to her oxygen tank
can i please throw knives at someone? maybe i’ll try it with the 5 year old i live with he’s pretty trusting.
I tried that with my roommate, only she was sleeping and I wasn’t trying to miss. I guess that’s not really the same thing.
who’s behind the wall the mom’s throwing knives at?
plus was there a dude in a bird/eagle costume i saw or am i seeing things?
My grandma would chuck dog poo at us. Her accuracy was terrifying…