In Cleveland, a 300-pound woman pleaded guilty to the involuntary manslaughter of her 120-pound boyfriend after she sat on him during an altercation and accidentally crushed him to death. The woman spent six long months in jail waiting for her day in court and was finally sentenced to three years probation and 100 hours of community service, nearly avoiding the maximum sentence of five years in jail. The family of the deceased, unhappy with the ruling, felt that the perpetrator got off too easy and that justice was not served. The victim’s sister told reporters, “So, basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation?”
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o god, nice death ^^’
“Dude, what happened to you?”
“I was crushed by a whale.”
“Hot damn, you dated her too??”
She must have thrown herself down with lot of force, just “sitting” on someone wouldn’t do that kind of damage, I know from experience. I agree with the family that she got off too easy though… Since she did it with obvious intent to hurt him but wound up killing the guy (note that it doesn’t say what HE did before only that it was during an “altercation” chris brown and rhianna also had an “altercation”, remember that?) she should have been charged with murder (of course she pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter, she’d be pretty stupid NOT to…)
For those hating on us larger ladies; grow the fuck up! At least she didn’t cut his private part off and chuck it out a moving car on the highway!!
I woke up this morning to this, And I couldn’t stop laughing. Thank you Curtis for making my day.
weird…………… 0.O
hmm.. that would be the shittiest way to die..
well that’s interesting…
“accidentally crushed him to death” …ouch!
How can a 300 lbs woman kill a 120 lbs man? Seriously, on Jackass; some big ol’ lady jumped on Wee-man and he didn’t die! This is just weird.
ummmmmm she sat on someone and killed him……….
i wish i could do that!!!
damn this 112lb 5’5″ body grow dammnit grow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a sad way to go for sure…
So many people don’t know it only takes about 8 pounds of properly applied pressure to break most bones in the human body.
Someone much smaller can still crush another human, your ribs can cave in and stab your organs:)
or you could have your nose mashed in through your skull and brain, there’s many many ways to be crushed to death…one must be careful.
Um….interesting…
Personally, I don’t like making jokes about weight, so I’ll hold off on this one.
that’s terrible
Why not sentence her to The Biggest Loser while they’re at it?
Man, that dude should have known not to piss off a scary ass 300 lb woman! At least he should have known not to do it within sitting range. Hell even I know that one.
ahahahahahaha xD
At mandieville666′s comment:
I know right! Grooow GROOOOOWWW. I wanna kill people with my fat ass. I weigh the same as you, just an inch taller
That has got to be the crappiest, most humiliating way to die. Not gonna lie.