Quotes From The Mouth Of Madness
Time to pick out an X-mas tree, the one growing in front of the neighbor’s house looks pretty good. Now where did I put my my saw?
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Welcome To Writing Tips To Die For!
Do you suffer from writer’s block? Are you having a difficult time releasing the demons from your mind and putting them on the page? Writing is hard work, especially when you have to unleash new monsters upon an unsuspecting world and invent new and ghastly ways to off your characters.
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Always take some time out of your day to listen to the voices in your head, they have the best ideas.
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The easiest way to fill a plot hole is with the lifeless bodies of your enemies.
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The quickest way to get to the core of your characters is with a power drill, a wine opener will also do in a pinch.
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The best way to test the sharpness of a pencil is with an eyeball.
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The secret to getting words out of your head and onto the page is coffee and trepanning.
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Always threaten to kill off a character if they don’t bend to your will.