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Jail House Squawk
In India, a foul mouthed and feathered fiend was detained by police for harassing an 85-year-old woman to the point of madness. The woman claims her step-son spent two years meticulously training the parrot to verbally assault her with foul language and she has filed multiple reports with local police
The Peculiar Press: What Lies Beneath!
In New York, police arrested three criminals who had cooked up a particularly strange get-rich-quick scheme that sent them deep into the bowels of the city. For years, rumors of lost treasure just sitting in the city’s underground sewer system have been spread throughout the internet and two fledgling criminals
The Four-Legged Arsonists!
In Pennsylvania, local police were at a loss in their investigation of a small house fire set ablaze by an unknown arsonist at large. Fearing that this fire might be the first of many, detectives dove into their suspect pool, but quickly emerged empty handed and out of leads. That’s
The Peculiar Press: A Beer Soaked Tragedy!
In Germany, the small town of Essen hung their heads down low to mourn the loss of over twelve-hundred beers. A most vile gang of thieves broke into a liquor shop over the weekend and proceeded to enact one of the most disturbing crimes of the century. Instead of stealing
The Case Of The Mysterious Bus Station Headstone!
In Nutley Pennsylvania, something strange appeared in the bus station of the small town and ignited the resident’s imaginations just in time for our favorite spooky season. A tombstone with the engraving ‘Max Ferreira, born June 16, 1990, died on Sept. 29, 1998’ was found by a city worker lying
The Peculiar Press: The Town That Was Swallowed By Books!
In Colorado, a strange literary mystery slowly engulfed the town of Longmont as hundreds of books started to appear on the side of the freeway. Nobody knew how or when the whole incident began, but the books just showed up one day and began to multiple until the sides of
The Peculiar Press: Ears Looking At You, Kid!
Fiends, villains, vaudevillians, lend me your ears. In Australia, one artist is taking his latest performance to the next level and beyond by spending the last nine years growing a third ear on inside of his forearm. After an exhaustive ten-year search for a surgeon willing to undergo the controversial
The Peculiar Press: Never Bring A Machete To A Sword Fight!
In Pittsburgh PA, two teens thought they had the perfect robbery planned out for fun-filled weekend which would result in a quick and easy influx of cold, hard cash and the envy of their other delinquent friends. They had planned to dress up like ninjas to disguise their identities and
The Peculiar Press: An American Tail II ~ Fievel Goes South!
For decades it has been spoken of in hushed rumors, urban myths, and gross-out jokes to make people squeamish at parties, but the plump, juicy rats that live in our city’s sewer systems must’ve been listening and decided to prove, once again, that they will outlive all of us in
The Peculiar Press: Zombees!
In Seattle Washington, a dastardly parasite is to blame for a strange wave of bee deaths in area. The infected bees begin display all sorts of strange behavior until they eventually feel compelled to fly erratically at night and then suddenly drop dead. These “zombie bees” were first discovered in