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The Peculiar Press: The New Rip Taylor!
In Glendora, Ca a 56-year-old man caused the already horrendous Los Angeles traffic to come to a screeching halt when he began to toss money onto a the freeway like confetti. As the fluttering bills rained down on the concrete, people swarmed the lanes to snatch it. Shortly after, the
The Peculiar Press: Gundammit, That Was My House!
A 29-year-old factory worker from Kobe, Japan was arrested this weekend after he burned down the home he lived in with his mother during a suicide attempt. The clearly disturbed man showered his bedroom in kerosene and set fire to it after discovering that his mother had tossed all his
The Peculiar Press: Pardon Me, But Is This Your Finger?
A New Jersey woman, while on a relaxing stroll along the seashore, came upon a strange object lying on the boardwalk. Upon closer examination, she quickly realized that she was staring down at a decomposed finger with an acrylic, french-manicured nail on the tip. Police were called to the scene
The Peculiar Press: The Ultimate In Big Game Hunting!
In Delaware, a new form of criminal stalks the streets. According to reports, four people have been attacked by a mysterious shooter armed with a blow dart gun. Early Tuesday, a cyclist was shot in the thigh during his morning ride and the dart lodged two inches into his flesh.
The Peculiar Press: Rodents Worry About Financial Security Too!
In Oregon, a gas station attendant got the surprise of her life when she opened up their on-site ATM and found a little mouse living comfortably inside with a nest made out of chewed-up $20 dollar bills. The curious mouse quickly discovered that the ATM would be the perfect place
The Peculiar Press: How’s The Tea Dear?
A 69-year-old British man pleaded guilty to administering a poisonous substance with the intent to injure this week. In an last ditch attempt to save his failing relationship, he laced his wife’s tea with mercury every time she visited him in the hope that it would cause her to become
The Peculiar Press: How Did That Get In There?
In Texas, a 25-year-old man who was originally arrested on charges of selling pirated copies of compact discs was also charged with possession of a firearm in a correctional facility after he told a guard about an unloaded 9mm pistol he had hidden on his body. Even after being initially
The Peculiar Press: The Sky Is Falling, Kinda!
A Philadelphia woman was killed by a 30-foot tree branch while jogging through a local park on Wednesday. Eye witnesses say that she was listening to her Ipod and never even heard the branch cracking before it began its 50-foot plummet. The strange thing is, just a few days ago
The Peculiar Press: One Of The Greek Gods Has Dropped A Toy!
Deep In the Italian Alps, amongst the rolling hills of emerald grass, lies a 200-foot stuffed pink bunny rabbit that can be seen all the way from outer space. Constructed of waterproof material and stuffed with hay, it took over five years to create and now rests peacefully on a
The Peculiar Press: Congratulations, You’ve Just Won A Brand New Leg!
Somebody in Cambodia, taking the term ‘thinking out of the box’ way too far, had the bright idea to create a beauty pageant solely for the victims of landmine accidents. The contestants compete in a photo exhibition, followed by an internet voting poll, all in the hopes of winning the