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		<title>I&#8217;ve Got This Sinking Feeling In My Gut</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 02:18:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Fiends,

Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called ‘101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life’.  This little morsel involves our favorite Victorian serial killer with a penchant for organ removal.  Enjoy!

<center><i>I’ve Got This Sinking Feeling In My Gut</i>

In the hours past midnight
Taking a shortcut home
Down a dark alley
Chilled to the bone

A hard day on the job
Not the profession you’d think
A harlot, a whore
A woman of the streets

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called ‘101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life’.  This little morsel involves our favorite Victorian serial killer with a penchant for organ removal.  Enjoy!</p>
<p><center><u>I’ve Got This Sinking Feeling In My Gut</u></p>
<p>In the hours past midnight<br />
Taking a shortcut home<br />
Down a damp, dark alley<br />
Chilled to the bone</p>
<p>A hard day on the job<br />
Not the profession you think<br />
A harlot, a whore<br />
A woman of the streets</p>
<p>As the fog rolls in<br />
Not a human in sight<br />
The sound of footsteps<br />
Fills your body with fright</p>
<p>A quick glance behind<br />
But no one is there<br />
Just your mind playing tricks<br />
Then a shadow appears</p>
<p>You scream for help<br />
Hope to be saved<br />
Too fast, he’s upon you<br />
With the glint of his blade</p>
<p>Away from prying eyes<br />
Murder most foul<br />
A slit across the throat<br />
Then surgically disemboweled</center></p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
<p>PS.  If you would like to read the other sinister poems I have posted from &#8217;101&#8242; Ways To Die&#8217;, please click <a href="http://villainsandvaudevillians.com/tag/101-ways-to-die">HERE</a>.</p>
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		<title>If A Tree Falls In The Forest, Can You Still Hear The Screams?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Fiends,

Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called ‘101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life’. I wrote this after I overheard one of my neighbors complaining about a tree that was hanging over into his yard and dropping leaves on his lawn. Enjoy!

<center><u>If A Tree Falls In A Forest, Can You Still Hear The Screams?</u>

The seasons are a changing
Shedding dead autumn leaves
They tumble through the air
On a mission to flee

You rake and you rake
But they just reappear
That damn neighbor’s tree
You tell him each year</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called ‘101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life’. I wrote this after I overheard one of my neighbors complaining about a tree that was hanging over into his yard and dropping leaves on his lawn. Enjoy!</p>
<p><center><u>If A Tree Falls In A Forest, Can You Still Hear The Screams?</u></p>
<p>The seasons are a changing<br />
Shedding dead autumn leaves<br />
They tumble through the air<br />
On a mission to flee</p>
<p>You rake and you rake<br />
But they just reappear<br />
That damn neighbor’s tree<br />
You tell him each year</p>
<p>Please cut it down<br />
Or at least trim it back<br />
But he blows you off<br />
Then proceeds to laugh</p>
<p>As the wind picks up<br />
It cuts through the air<br />
Disturbs the silence<br />
Then ruffles your hair</p>
<p>A toss of the rake<br />
To let off some steam<br />
First a snap, then a crack<br />
Then a splitting of seams</p>
<p>A weight from above<br />
Something has broken free<br />
Crumpling your body<br />
With a swift falling tree</center></p>
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		<title>A Kiss Is Just A Kiss, Or Is It?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 23:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><u>A Kiss Is Just A Kiss, Or Is It?</u>

Fifty miles
Deep within the woods
A backpacking adventure
Sounded pretty good

Fresh mountain stream
Crisp mountain air
Not a cloud in the sky
Nor a single care</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called ‘101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life’.  I wrote this after I went on an all day hike in the woods and almost got killed by a pacific rattlesnake.  Enjoy!</p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;">A Kiss Is Just A Kiss, Or Is It?</span></p>
<p>Fifty miles<br />
Deep within the woods<br />
A backpacking adventure<br />
Sounded pretty good</p>
<p>Fresh mountain stream<br />
Crisp mountain air<br />
Not a cloud in the sky<br />
Nor a single care</p>
<p>The bustling city<br />
Its blanket of smog<br />
Just a memory now<br />
As your lungs unclog</p>
<p>Stepping over a rock<br />
You hear a hiss<br />
Rustling in the bushes<br />
Then a deadly kiss</p>
<p>Fangs dig deep<br />
Poison enters your veins<br />
A second strike<br />
Results in the same</p>
<p>Too far from help<br />
They’ll find you soon after<br />
The unfortunate hiker<br />
Bitten by a rattler</p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
<p>PS.  If you would like to read the other sinister poems I have posted from &#8217;101&#8242; Ways To Die&#8217;, please click <a href="http://villainsandvaudevillians.com/tag/101-ways-to-die">HERE</a>.</p>
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		<title>All Lost Souls, Come Out, Come Out!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello boils and ghouls,

In celebration of the season I'm going to post a few lines a day of a Halloween poem that I am working on, with the whole thing coming to a close on Halloween morning.  So, enjoy and don't forget to check back everyday until Halloween for more.

<center><u>All Lost Souls, Come Out, Come Out</u>

A skeleton hand
I extend to you
A ghastly invitation
That is bleeding right through

Open the box
Peer inside
A severed finger
To jog the mind

Did you remember
To R.S.V.P.
Or will you rest in peace
In the ossuary?

I hope you’ll attend
In the grimist of fashion
A celebration of sorts
In my haunted mansion

Let the festivities begin...</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello boils and ghouls,</p>
<p>In celebration of the season I&#8217;m going to post a few lines a day of a Halloween poem that I am working on, with the whole thing coming to a close on Halloween morning.  So, enjoy and don&#8217;t forget to check back everyday until Halloween for more.</p>
<p><center><u>All Lost Souls, Come Out, Come Out</u></p>
<p>A skeleton hand<br />
I extend to you<br />
A ghastly invitation<br />
That is bleeding right through</p>
<p>Open the box<br />
Peer inside<br />
A severed finger<br />
To jog the mind</p>
<p>Did you remember<br />
To R.S.V.P.<br />
Or will you rest in peace<br />
In the ossuary?</p>
<p>I hope you’ll attend<br />
In the grimist of fashion<br />
A celebration of sorts<br />
In my haunted mansion</p>
<p>Let the festivities begin&#8230;</p>
<p>Escape your tombs<br />
Inhabit the halls<br />
Hang arachnids<br />
From all the walls </p>
<p>Ghosts are placed<br />
In every room<br />
Witches shaking<br />
Dust from brooms </p>
<p>Cauldrons baste<br />
Upon the fire<br />
Warlocks soar<br />
Higher, higher </p>
<p>Sorcerers mix<br />
Potions and spells<br />
Poltergeists haunt<br />
Banshees scream out </p>
<p>Large black cats<br />
Crossing paths<br />
New life again<br />
The dead shall have</p>
<p>Werewolves transform<br />
Howls from lips<br />
Vampires arise<br />
From velvet crypts </p>
<p>Pumpkins carved<br />
A sinister face<br />
Every ghoul<br />
Is in its place </p>
<p>Mummies stir<br />
In pyramids<br />
At ancient tombs<br />
Move coffin lids </p>
<p>Famished rats<br />
Scurry about<br />
Cornfield scarecrows<br />
Escape, breakout </p>
<p>Gargoyles awaken<br />
Regain sight<br />
Fill the air<br />
With fevered flight </p>
<p>Primeval sea beasts<br />
Crawl ashore<br />
Hobgoblins gather<br />
On the moor </p>
<p>Slime bubbles up<br />
From the mire<br />
The air is alive<br />
With funeral pyres </p>
<p>Six feet under<br />
From out they dig<br />
Rattling bones<br />
Dance and jig </p>
<p>Spiders, scarabs<br />
And centipedes too<br />
Snakes and serpents<br />
Right on cue </p>
<p>Will-O-Wisps dance<br />
Suspended in fog<br />
Phantoms play<br />
On deserted bogs </p>
<p>Darkness swirls<br />
Round and round<br />
Evil carnivals<br />
Come to town </p>
<p>Bats burst out<br />
From granite caves<br />
Vultures tread<br />
On forgotten graves</p>
<p>Fairies and angels<br />
Run and hide<br />
Corpses and cadavers<br />
Are along for the ride</p>
<p>Voodoo chants<br />
Whispered on the breeze<br />
Yellow full moon<br />
Swirling dead autumn leaves </p>
<p>Headstones tremble<br />
Black candles melt<br />
All lost souls<br />
Come out, come out </p>
<p>Bring a date<br />
Even if they’re dead<br />
Bring a friend<br />
With or without their head </p>
<p>Scrub your skin<br />
Inside and out<br />
Polish dem&#8217; bones<br />
Get even the grout</p>
<p>Sharpen your fangs<br />
Wake the deceased<br />
Trim the claws<br />
And ready the beast</p>
<p>All frightening creatures<br />
Unite, unite<br />
For it is the one and only<br />
Halloween night </p>
<p>HAPPY HALLOWEEN!</center></p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
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		<title>A Mysterious Hatbox Excluding The Aforementioned Hat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><u>A Mysterious Hatbox Excluding The Aforementioned Hat</u>

Happy birthday, happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
You told all your friends
Now what will they do

Excitement, anticipation
Building within your bones
A day of self-importance
And your ego has grown</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am writing called &#8217;101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life&#8217;.</p>
<p><center><u>A Mysterious Hatbox Excluding The Aforementioned Hat</u><br />
<br />
Happy birthday, happy birthday<br />
Happy birthday to you<br />
You told all your friends<br />
Now what will they do<br />
<br />
Excitement, anticipation<br />
Building within your bones<br />
A day of self-importance<br />
And your ego has grown<br />
<br />
What are they planning<br />
Maybe a surprise party tonight<br />
Perhaps a table full of gifts<br />
So predictable, so trite<br />
<br />
A ring from the door<br />
The postman is here<br />
A package on the doorstep<br />
The contents unclear<br />
<br />
No name, no address<br />
Whatever could it be<br />
From an old acquaintance<br />
Or a branch of your family tree<br />
<br />
As you rip off the lid<br />
You just stand there and gawk<br />
While you’re blown into pieces<br />
By a bomb in a hatbox<br />
<br />
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!</center><br />
<br />
Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
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		<title>101 Ways To Die:  Head Over Heels, Or At Least It&#8217;s Supposed To Be</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><u>Head Over Heels, Or At Least It's Supposed To Be</u>

Such a special event
The night of your prom
Perfect hair, perfect dress
Just try to remain calm

The butterflies take flight
Everything feels so new
Tonight you’re a princess
Fairy tales do come true</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am working on called &#8217;101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life.&#8217;  I wrote this back in May when I was watching a prom couple enjoying a fancy meal at the five star restaurant know as McDonald&#8217;s.</p>
<p><center><u>Head Over Heels, Or At Least It&#8217;s Supposed To Be</u></p>
<p>Such a special event<br />
The night of your prom<br />
Perfect hair, perfect dress<br />
Just try to remain calm</p>
<p>The butterflies take flight<br />
Everything feels so new<br />
Tonight you’re a princess<br />
Fairy tales do come true</p>
<p>A long black limousine<br />
Parked right outside<br />
Never thought he would ask<br />
Now you sit by his side</p>
<p>As you sail down the road<br />
The sunroof retracts<br />
You jump to your feet<br />
Peek your head out the gap</p>
<p>The starry night sky<br />
As beautiful as can be<br />
Up ahead by the road<br />
Stands a low hanging tree</p>
<p>Once you notice the branch<br />
It’s much too late to stop<br />
It collides with your skull<br />
Ripping your head clean off</center></p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
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		<title>October Tides</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello Fiends,

This is the sequel to another poem I have posted on here called <a href="http://villainsandvaudevillians.com/a-curious-electricity/">'A Curious Electricity'</a>.

<center><u>OCTOBER TIDES</u>

The days crawl in and the years crawl out
Spreading an infection of contentment and doubt
Then in times of unrest, October drops in
To check up on the person you've become and see how you've been
A time when inanimate objects are methodically given face
Fears are no longer concealed, but eagerly embraced</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>This is the sequel to another poem I have posted on here called <a href="http://villainsandvaudevillians.com/a-curious-electricity/">&#8216;A Curious Electricity&#8217;</a>.</p>
<p><center><u>OCTOBER TIDES</u></p>
<p>The days crawl in and the years crawl out<br />
Spreading an infection of contentment and doubt<br />
Then in times of unrest, October drops in<br />
To check up on the person you&#8217;ve become and see how you&#8217;ve been<br />
A time when inanimate objects are methodically given a face<br />
Fears are no longer concealed, but eagerly embraced<br />
Dead leaves dance about with the scutter of insects<br />
The air is alive with the burnt color of sunsets.<br />
For a time, the heart commits mutiny and the brain gets locked in the hull.<br />
A child awakens for the voyage and fears not the cold<br />
For a few good weeks, reality is held at bay<br />
Forced back by flood gates that could burst any day<br />
Forget not, forget not, the person you once were<br />
For the season will soon change and the tide will soon turn<br />
From six feet under, to the top of your soul<br />
In this one month a year, you will never grow old<br />
You can still hear the laughter from a childhood lost<br />
Even if the receptacle has been cleverly concealed by moss<br />
Concentrate now, on that last dying flicker of flame<br />
Don&#8217;t you dare let it go out, for you will never be the same<br />
Take your hands, shield it, protect it from the wind<br />
Breath life back into it with memories of forgotten whim<br />
For in the months ahead, frost will creep into your bones<br />
The child inside will be abandoned and left to fend on its own<br />
So heed my warning and gleefully take my hand<br />
Stay with me here forever in this most precious of lands<br />
We shall never age a day or feel a sense of doubt<br />
Isn&#8217;t that really what life is all about?</center></p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
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		<title>101 Ways To Die:  It Is Certainly Off Course, Of Course, Of Course</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:45:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><u>It Is Certainly Off Course, Of Course, Of Course</u>

No more school
Summer is finally here
Now it’s off to boys camp
After a long boring year

With your bags all packed
Leave the parents behind
No homework, no chores
It's time to unwind</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Fiends,</p>
<p>Here is another excerpt from a little book of death poems I am working on called &#8217;101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life.&#8217;  Most of the deaths in the song &#8216;A Gorey Demise&#8217; from my band &#8216;Creature Feature&#8217; are based off poems I was writing at the time.  This one was the basis for &#8220;S is for Steve who was shot with a bow.&#8221;  Poor little unfortunate Stevie.</p>
<p><center><u>It Is Certainly Off Course, Of Course, Of Course</u></p>
<p>No more school<br />
Summer is finally here<br />
Now it’s off to boys camp<br />
After a long boring year</p>
<p>With your bags all packed<br />
Leave the parents behind<br />
No homework, no chores<br />
It&#8217;s time to unwind</p>
<p>Hike through the trails<br />
Swim in the lakes<br />
Awaken every morning<br />
To the smell of hot cakes</p>
<p>While waiting in line<br />
At the archery range<br />
You spot a lizard<br />
And a chase is engaged</p>
<p>Into the dry brush<br />
You quickly follow<br />
Suddenly a camper<br />
Releases his longbow</p>
<p>Far from the bull&#8217;s-eye<br />
He’ll soon feel remorse<br />
You’ve been stuck in the head<br />
By an arrow off course</center></p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
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		<title>101 Ways To Die:  Remember When We Were Spontaneous, Now We&#8217;re Just Combustible</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><u>Remember When We Were Spontaneous, Now Were Just Combustible</u>

There is nothing better
When your legs start to hurt
Than sitting in your recliner
After a day of hard work

A beer in one hand
Cigarette in the other
The television flickers
As sleep begins to smother</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello fiends,</p>
<p>This is an excerpt from a little book of death poems I&#8217;m working on called &#8220;101 Ways To Die, Accidents, Murders, And Other Techniques To Lose A Life.&#8221;  There will be many more of these to come in the near future.</p>
<p><center><u>Remember When We Were Spontaneous, Now We&#8217;re Just Combustible</u></p>
<p>There is nothing better<br />
When your legs start to hurt<br />
Than sitting in your recliner<br />
After a day of hard work</p>
<p>A beer in one hand<br />
Cigarette in the other<br />
The television flickers<br />
As sleep begins to smother</p>
<p>Your muscles unwind<br />
Rapid heart beat slows down<br />
Breath becomes shallow<br />
Now only blackness surrounds</p>
<p>Your cold beverage spirals<br />
To the carpet below<br />
Followed by your cancer stick<br />
And a flame begins to grow</p>
<p>It starts with the rug<br />
Then moves toward the chair<br />
Ignites your clothing<br />
Then your body hair</p>
<p>You awaken much too late<br />
In this situation most dire<br />
Just to scream out loud<br />
While you are consumed by fire</center></p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
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		<title>A Corpse In My Bed</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>curtisrx</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<center><u>A Corpse In My Bed</u>

Is it wrong,
To have a corpse in my bed?
I do not think so,
Even if she is dead.

I do not think it is disturbing,
I do not think it is a crime.
Even though she has been expired,
for quite some time.</center>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello Boils And Ghouls,</p>
<p>This is the original poem I wrote years ago, that I eventually turned into a Creature Feature song of the same name for the album The Greatest Show Unearthed.  Enjoy!</p>
<p><center><u>A Corpse In My Bed</u></p>
<p>Is it wrong,<br />
To have a corpse in my bed?<br />
I do not think so,<br />
Even if she is dead.</p>
<p>I do not think it is disturbing,<br />
I do not think it is a crime.<br />
Even though she has been expired,<br />
for quite some time.</p>
<p>My friends all think,<br />
That I am slightly off.<br />
Behind my back,<br />
They snicker and scoff.</p>
<p>They could never,<br />
Understand our love.<br />
Like two peas in a pod,<br />
Or severed hand in glove.</p>
<p>She is so dainty,<br />
So sweet, so demure.<br />
She is the lighthouse,<br />
Which keeps me from running Ashore</p>
<p>Every second away,<br />
Is excruciating and vile.<br />
I rush home just to glimpse,<br />
Her gleaming smile.</p>
<p>She catches my fancy,<br />
No matter what they think.<br />
Her eyes are bottomless wells,<br />
That never seem to blink.</p>
<p>My heart beats for her,<br />
Hers beats for no one else.<br />
She never complains,<br />
Her breath is quiet like a mouse.</p>
<p>We always converse,<br />
Late Into the night.<br />
Never an argument,<br />
Never a fight.</p>
<p>Each morning we awaken,<br />
With the sun on our face.<br />
Everything is in order,<br />
Everything in its place.</p>
<p>My only complaint,<br />
Is the perfume she wears.<br />
A cross between spoiled milk,<br />
Moldy bread, and rotten pears.</p>
<p>Sometimes people ask,<br />
Why don’t I sleep in a different room.<br />
Mine would be the master suite,<br />
Hers a dark solitary tomb.</p>
<p>But I could never do that,<br />
To my one and only soul mate.<br />
I will lie beside her,<br />
Until I suffer the same fate.</p>
<p>I just could not bring myself,<br />
To let her repose underground.<br />
A feast for worms,<br />
Inside her burial mound.</p>
<p>Not once have I thought,<br />
Of ever leaving her side.<br />
Even though it’s been years,<br />
Since she unfortunately died.</p>
<p>I am not scared,<br />
I just don’t want to be alone.<br />
Even if she is<br />
Just skin and bone.</p>
<p>So let me reiterate,<br />
To earlier what was said.<br />
Is it really that wrong,<br />
To have a corpse in my bed?</center></p>
<p>Check out the song I wrote based off this poem: <a href="http://villainsandvaudevillians.com/a-corpse-in-my-bed1/">A Corpse In My Bed</a></p>
<p>Thanks for reading,<br />
~Curtis Rx</p>
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