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The Naree Pon Flower Pod Fairies!

Hello fiends,

I just wanted to post this video and give you an introduction to the Naree Pon flower pod fairies. Enjoy!

What happens if you are a vegetarian and just happen to snack on one of these poor little guys, is it animal or plant?

Stay weird,
~Curtis Rx

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Tonight I Shall Slumber In The Belly Of The Beast!

Hello fiends,
Take a look at how amazing this sleeping bag is!
This twisted creation crawled out of the brilliantly fractured brain of an Amsterdam based designer named Eiko Ishizawa and is definitely a delectably disturbing sight to see.

I promise to grant perpetual youth to anybody who drops one of these off at my doorstep, but [...]

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Welcome To The Handlebar Mustache Club!

Hello fiends,

Check these guys out! Kinda makes me want to grow a mustache and see how the other half lives.

Mark my words, someday I will start a club like this for people of the sideburned variety. We will assembly monthly over cocktails to speak of our many adventures, compare notes on the whereabouts of Bigfoot, unearth hidden treasures from around the world, and decode ancient riddles that have stumped mankind for ages. From time to time, we will also touch upon subjects such as; the art of dueling, celestial navigation, prestidigitation, spectral analysis, occult practices predating the 20th century, and electromagnetism with special attention to the work of Nikola Tesla in the areas of time travel and matter manipulation.

Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx

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Now That’s What I Call A Coffee Maker!

Hello fiends,

Listen up Starbucks, this is what a coffee machine should look like. This Saeco Etienne Louis espresso machine is a gene-spliced abomination that looks like a cross between a futuristic sea mine and a classic sci-fi film. Now, if they were to set it up so it could detonate when somebody takes a cup without permission, well then it would be perfect. Who knows how much this thing costs, but just like a mine, it just might cost you an arm and a leg.

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Enjoy,
~Curtis Rx

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The Greatest Photograph Of Freddie Mercury, EVER!

Hello fiends,

I just wanted to let everybody know about my latest discovery, the greatest photograph of Freddie Mercury, EVER. If you’re a Queen fan, you’ll rejoice. If you’re not a Queen fan, then hopefully this will make a believer out of you.

The Greatest Photograph Of Freddie Mercury, EVER!

Mark my words, someday I will pay somebody to recreate an exact replica of that eyeball jumpsuit, which I will wear often.

Enjoy,
~Curtis Rx

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Brand New Song Posted: “Once More, With Gusto”!

Hello boils and ghouls,

As mentioned in one of my latest blog entries, I’ve been keeping extremely busy with a ton of strange projects and constantly jumping back and forth between all different kinds of genres. So, as a little thank you for all your support, I wanted to post a sneak peak here of some of the instrumental music I’ve been composing for film and various web series. It’s entitled “Once More, With Gusto” and the project it was written for will be announced very soon, so please keep on the lookout for that. I’m sure this song will go through a few more metamorphoses, but consider this the first edition.

Without further adieu, here is “Once More, With Gusto”.


If you’ve got the time, please leave a comment on this post. I’d love to know what you think? I’ll also be posting this song over on my Myspace page in case anybody needs a new theme song for their page.

Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx

PS. If you liked what you’ve heard, please help spread the word. This song has been ripped out from the protective embrace of the womb and thrust out into the alien landscape of this new and dangerous world. It is afraid and all alone. It needs human contact and somebody to sit down and hear its tale.

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First Look: Exclusive Photo From The Set Of Ghostbusters 3!

Hello fiends,

Late last night I received an urgent e-mail from a contact of mine who is is part of a film crew working a top secret project currently lensing in Los Angeles. He wouldn’t say what the name of the film was, but he did extend an invitation for me to come check out the set today. Being a huge fan of all things film, I quickly jumped at the chance. So this morning, with coffee in hand, I arrive on location and you could imagine my surprise when I found out the film was none other than—Ghostbusters 3. Unfortunately I could only spend a few hours gawking at the elaborate sets and famous characters we’ve all grown to love, but before I left, I was able to snap an exclusive pic of the new ghost busting team ready to do battle with the sinister forces that oppose them.

Here’s what you’ve all been waiting for, the first exclusive pic from the set of Ghostbusters 3:

Click Here For Your First Look At The Set Of Ghostbusters 3!

Grandma Venkman is definitely my favorite of the new characters!

Enjoy,
~Curtis Rx

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News For December: (Secret Music Projects, Ebay Auctions, Film Scoring, & Chapbooks)

Hello boils and ghouls,

Is it December already?

It has been awhile since I posted any kind of update on the strange experiments I’ve been toiling away with in the laboratory and you’ve probably been silently thinking to yourself, “Curtis must sit home all day counting his gold bars, sharing idle gossip with celebs over solemnly seasoned spinach salads, polishing his perfectly pretentious Bentley with its windows darker than the inky hours past midnight, or modeling sleek clothing for jet-setting designers and their St. Tropez state of minds.” Sure, but that all gets boring after awhile and I’ve got a lot work to do. So, I wanted to drop a line and let you guys know what’s going on in the months ahead as winter tightens it’s icy grip around our throats. 2009 was a busy year of planning, writing, organizing, and blood letting with the ultimate goal of having everything go into effect in January, just as another year returns to the dust.

NEW MUSIC?

I’ve been writing so much music since getting back home from tour, that I’ve decided to go into the studio in January to record a secret project. As soon as recording is underway, I’ll be posting regular updates, sneak peaks, and even a few videos.

That announcement brings me directly to my next piece of business:

EBAY?

As I sit here staring a too many vintage shirts to occupy my skeleton filled closet, random movie memorabilia that averts it’s eyes every time I enter the room, Halloween knick-knacks longing for the embrace of a loving shelf, vintage furniture yearning to travel the globe, and random hand constructed oddities that have been quietly planning their escape, it has to come to my attention that I have accumulated too much stuff and it’s time to do some serious spring winter cleaning. I’ve decided to take the advice of a few good friends, thin out my collection that has piled up over the years, and offer it up for auction on Ebay with all the proceeds going toward the production cost of the album I’ll be recording in January. Over the next month I’ll be adding vintage shirts, movie memorabilia, Halloween collectibles, and vintage furniture. Just click the banner below to be magically whisked away to my fancy new Ebay page.

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After checking out my auctions, you might be asking yourself, “What’s with all the weird shirts?” Well, that’s because I used to collect and sell vintage clothing. Trust me, I tried to use them to polish my Bentley, but I have since discovered the ShamWow.

SCORING?

During those magical Autumn months, drenched in the crooked smiles of jack-o-lanterns and occasional gusts of passing poltergeists, I was busy working on a few scoring projects that leaped out into my path. Luckily I was able to avoid collision and once the transfusions are complete and the shock dissipates, they will be announced. In days to come, I’ll begin to post snippets of the music here on my site for all to hear, so please check back regularly.

FILM?

Remember that fleeting project I spoke about a few months ago entitled “Treasures Washed Ashore”? Well, I’ve managed to work out all the bugs and in late January I go into production of said film, which will be first of 12 five-minute short films for an online horror anthology I’m creating. (fingers crossed).

CHAPBOOKS?

Definition: chap·book (chăp’bʊk’)
n.
A) a generic term to cover a particular genre of pocket-sized booklet, popular from the sixteenth through to the later part of the nineteenth century.
B) a small book or pamphlet containing poems, ballads, or stories.

n.

What’s with the vocabulary lesson?

If all goes well, starting in 2010 I plan to start making a quarterly Villains And Vaudevillians Chapbook that will have all new writing, poems, stories, etc, that won’t be available anywhere else. I’m still in the planning phase, but they will be handmade, hand numbered, and very limited. I will still post a gaggle of new writing on my site, but these will be special secret society style pamphlets for those who would like to have something tangible to hold and read by the firelight while the raven mocks your sanity from its perch upon the pallid bust of Pallas just above your chamber door.

With all that said and done, I would like to personally thank everybody here for all your support and interest in my twisted and unfortunate thoughts. If you promise to keep enjoying my work, then I promise to keep creating it. You guys are the best and if we work together, someday the world will be OURS!

Muhahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Now, I must make haste, for the full moon is upon us and I must ready the cage and secure the locks. The night will be long, violent, and strangely satisfying—and I wouldn’t change it for anything in the world.

Your friend,
~Curtis Rx

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Forget Clowns, This Is What Every Birthday Party Really Needs!

Hello Fiends,

Who needs clowns when you can dazzle the partygoers with knife thowing?

Who knows, this could be your Grandma—and that would be amazing!

Enjoy,
~Curtis Rx

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Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, Falling Out Of Her Eyes?

Hello fiends,

This was already debunked as a hoax, but it’s still impressive nevertheless. Enjoy!

Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx

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Pretty Much The Greatest Thing I’ve Ever Heard, EVER!

Hello boils and ghouls,

All I have to say is WOW, I want this played at my funeral—well, if I was mortal I mean. Maybe I can play it at yours?

Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx

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I Want This For X-mas, I’m Putting It On My Amazon Wish List!

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Hey Fiends, I’m On Facebook Now Too!

Hello Fiends,

I finally got around to getting a personal Facebook page. If you have some time, send me an add and help me cause a little mischief over there.

Hope all is well,
~Curtis Rx

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Rare Creature Feature Advance Release CDs Of “The Greatest Show Unearthed” For Sale, Win Our First Stage Outfits!

Hello Fiends,

The last few days we have been in the process of moving our studio and as we cleared everything away, stumbled upon a box of rare advance cds of “The Greatest Show Unearthed” we had made long before the re-release in stores. These cds are packaged in a cardboard jacket made to look like an old record sleeve and have alternate artwork. The cd itself is also made to look and feel like an old record (grooves and all). These were limited to only a 1000 (of which only one box remains) and come hand numbered on the back cover. The track listing itself is the same as our first release and does not include the song “How To Serve Man” which was later added for re-release in stores. We thought these had entirely sold out, but turns out we had a box tucked away. We are selling these last remaining cds for $9.99 (FREE shipping & handling) and $12.00 if you live outside of the US. Check the bottom of this page for PAYPAL links and all the ordering info.

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There Is Plenty More Blood Where That Came From!

Hey fiends,

I wanted to write a blog entry to thank everybody who has taken the time to explore my website, read my writing, leave a comment, and tell their friends about Villains And Vaudevillians. The response has been great and I am going to do my best to post a few times a week and always keep fresh content on the site, so don’t forget to check back daily. I’m working on a hundred different projects at once, but this is the place where I will post sneak peaks of everything. If you have any suggestions, questions about any of the stories, a particular section you would like to see on the site, or anything else, please leave a comment here on this post and let me know.

If you would like to help spread the word about my website, please write a post about it on your myspace, facebook, twitter, blog, deviant art, etc. Here is the banner, just copy and paste from the scroll box below and post wherever you would like a maniacal comic book version of me:

<a href="http://www.villainsandvaudevillians.com"><img src="http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e137/CreatureFeatureMusic/VillainsAndVaudeVilliansHeaderLarge.jpg"></a>

Soon heads will roll,
~Curtis Rx

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