In Texas, a 53-year-old woman faces charges of 911 abuse for calling the police over 30 times within a six-month period for non emergency reasons. On one occasion, Police responded to a call after they heard a woman screaming on the line and abruptly hang up the phone, only to find out that the woman had made the call because her husband didn’t want to eat his supper. On a different occasion, the woman called 911 because she couldn’t find her clothes and needed help locating them.
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…why Mac ‘n Cheese?
Perhaps that was the intended supper.
I wish 911 would help me find my clothes…
wow, that’s sad
“she couldn’t find her clothes and needed help locating them”…the next line after this sentence better be, ‘however she was wearing her nightgown when she made the phone call!’
she really need a help… to the mind… crazy……….. I just one time I cal to something like 911… to say: have 2 women hanging on the grill of my neighbor stealing clothes. ‘ll never forget, I saw a hose from 2 o’clock in the morning at the door and thought, hoses not walk alone. huahuahuahuha
wow……. reminds me one time a teen called 911 cause his mother took his x-box away he accused her of stealing.
i think she did it as a joke honestly…
….the stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me……(and thats not a good thing!)