In Florida, a 44-year-old man attacked his roommate with a coconut after he failed to pay back money he had borrowed. A struggle ensued and the roommate, escaping from the flavorful onslaught, went directly to the police. The attacker was found shortly after riding his bicycle around the neighborhood while under the influence of alcohol. He was charged with robbery with a weapon and is currently being held on $4,000 bail.
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=O one coconut… that crazy man, the people is crazy to money… the capitalism king distorced the human and kill the true about live life and death. so a sarcasm now: Save the God Capitalism
is gave to you a dust of empty. have a great night sugar!
this reminds me of the Spongebob episode when Spongebob and Patrick take care of the baby clam. Patrick: HAHA! he got hit in the head with a coconut!
hahaha he used a coconut?! he couldn’t find a better “weapon”?
Its all fun and games until someone throws a coconut at you..
I never considered a coconut as a weapon to use when attacking someone…no matter how much alcohol would be in my system.
Smashing.
o.O
with a coconut? where the hell were they when this started? cause it’s obviously not the bank.
ha ha ha!
That sounds worse than beating somebody with a tea pot…