In Oregon, a 22-year-old man has been charged with harassment and robbery after he was caught trying to steal snippets of hair from the other passengers on the bus he was riding across town. The man sat behind an unsuspecting woman and began to procure clippings of her hair, but the bus driver was able to stop him and he was taken into custody. A spokesperson for the bus company said that they have received at least 3 other complaints of strange hair assaults in the recent months and one incident that involved a victims hair being glued. It is unknown whether or not the man is also involved in these other hair related incidents, but police have launched an investigation. At least for now, coifs and manes can rest soundly knowing that another serial stylist has been sent to the slammer.
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A good thing, too. I was really worried about my golden locks being stolen.
what’s this people complaining about free haircuts? crazy. anybody got this guy’s number i need a haircut.
O_O …?
I’m not sure he deserves to be called a Serial Stylist! Sweeney Todd, now there’s a Serial Stylist. That’ll be me in a few months when I get my barbering liscense. Look out ;D
uff just was the hair… ahuahuahuhauhauha crazy and very weird!
Oh snap angsty 2 year old on the loose
serial sylist haha genius. sounds like the guy had ocd or something
glued hair? voodoo!
Rape of the Locke! Alexander Pope anybody?
HAHAHAHAHA… What??!?
Maybe the guy wants to make Wigs or something out of those Hair.
It’s funny cuz I live here in Portland, It was all over the news for about… 2 days. It was funny watching people being interviewed about it, freaking out as if the dead where walking or something.